What you wish was there to catch you when you pass out
at your computer desk and fall out of your chair!
at your computer desk and fall out of your chair!
Person 1: I've gotta get me one of those ethernet's. I
just about broke my glasses last night working too late on
the computer.
Person 2: What??!! How can you break your glasses working
on the computer??!!
Person 1: I passed out, fell out of my chair and there was
no "ethernet" there to catch me.
just about broke my glasses last night working too late on
the computer.
Person 2: What??!! How can you break your glasses working
on the computer??!!
Person 1: I passed out, fell out of my chair and there was
no "ethernet" there to catch me.
by alaska trucker March 26, 2008
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What happens to parts of yer engine's intake-assembly during da massive fiery explosion caused by your spraying too much carb-cleaner down into said assembly.
When da Three Stooges were attempting to get their ancient jalopy to run, they first used a lighted match to check for fuel in their gas-tank, and caused a humongous explosion dat singed their eyebrows. They then tried pouring lighter fluid into da carburetor and stomping da starter-button, and da whole top of their engine got lost in the ether from da even-bigger-and-more-face-blackening fireball dat resulted from DAT set of crazy shenanigans!
by QuacksO March 24, 2021
Get the lost in the ether mug.A heating appuratus found in the walk in fridge at the depot. Ether should not be confused with a heater, which is an anesthetic found in and around the depot. Both heaters and ether are used by Gauthier on cold winter days.
"Guy, we needs more ether in my orfice because Im froid. Take the heater out of the fridge, because it defeats the purpose to have a heater in the fridge. If I get too cold, I have pains dans my backside and will need ether and heaters."
by Gerald from the depot December 17, 2004
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Get the Ether mug.A musical genre, essentially synonymous with shoegazer and dream pop.
Since the genre is usually characterized by hazy, floating melodies and a saturation with guitar effects, the result is a spacey sensation not unlike a beautiful dream or a drug experience. For this reason, the name assumedly comes from the combination of the words ether (name for the heavens, or above the atmosphere; also a type of drug) and bliss (the state you enter when the music starts playing, if all goes well).
Since the genre is usually characterized by hazy, floating melodies and a saturation with guitar effects, the result is a spacey sensation not unlike a beautiful dream or a drug experience. For this reason, the name assumedly comes from the combination of the words ether (name for the heavens, or above the atmosphere; also a type of drug) and bliss (the state you enter when the music starts playing, if all goes well).
by Jonathan H. December 1, 2004
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