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over the eight 

badly drunk, having consumed more than the eight drinks which would usually be enough for the average person to become very merry
"I didn't think twice, I was three or four over the eight, I didn't care if the girl was a coyote date" from the song "You'll Do"
over the eight by Abel McCain December 16, 2008
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Crazyhorse One-Eight 

Ignorant service members (particularly from the Army) who thinks Digital SLR cameras are AK-47 and kids are RPG. Also known to kill NON-Combatant civilians.
Camera man: *Snap* *Snap* *Snap*... I hope Reuters gives me raise after these photographs! I'm risking my life just to get good pictures!

Crazyhorse One-Eight: "zomg, RPGS!! let me kill them pl0x!"
Hotel Two-Six: "Crazyhorse 18 you are clear to engage.."
Crazyhorse One-Eight: "die you bastards!"

Good Samaritans checks out the scene, finds dead bodies and some survivors.

Crazyhorse One-Eight: "OMG more insurgents!!! with RPGS!!!"
Hotel Two-Six: "Crazyhorse 18 you are clear to engage.."
Crazyhorse One-Eight: "w00t w00t! headshots!!! come on!"
Hotel Two-Six: "good shootn, heres a cookie.."

Cav Scouts arrive at the scene.

Omg, these RPGs are KIDS!!!

Crazyhorse One-Eight: "that's their fault bringing their kids to a battle. oh well."

Ignorant SOBs.

Figure Of Eight 

The action when a man flaps his unerrect penis in a figure of eight in an attempt to attract women and to try to raise his 'member'. Must be done without the use of hands. Try it... you might like it...
Barry and Bob had a figure of eight competition... The first to do 5 laps got to keep the porn mag.
Figure Of Eight by Anonymous May 17, 2003

Figure eight 

Male version of camel toe. When a man's testicles and/or penis are visibly seperated by the fabric of his pants.
Buddy, i think it's time to adjust.. you got a figure eight showing.

Behind The Eight Ball

Having accepted two different invitations to dinner Saturday night, Clare found herself behind the eight ball.
Behind The Eight Ball by epm December 7, 2003

magic eight ball 

A mystical pool ball enchanted to tell the future.
Person: Magic eight ball, how long until I get to 3rd base with my girlfriend

Magic Eight Ball: Ask again later
magic eight ball by Atlec January 20, 2006