Welcome to Denver

A statement to be said after an awkward comment that causes a group of people to go silent. With no apparent meaning, the phrase either eases the awkwardness or makes it terribly worse.

Girl: So everyone...I'm pregnant, and I don't know who the father is.
(Group goes silent)
Witty Person: Welcome to Denver!

by dictionaryman123 November 6, 2010

denver

describing something that is high both in quantity and quality i.e. good, uber, cool

"What's the weather like?"
"I heard it's gonna be Denver out."

Lord of the Rings is the Denver-tits of fantasy novels.

by Eli Pines May 11, 2008

denver omelette

Named for the city in which I recieved this wonderful gift, the "Denver Omelette" is when a man kneels above a woman's face as she sucks on his scrotum whilst another young lady simultaneously deep throats his engorged member.

The next time you're in Colorado be sure to look up Laura & Julie. They'll whip you up a MEAN Denver Omelette!

by djrock247 January 5, 2009

Denver Jock Strap

While a girl is giving you head, interlock your hands, as if you were holding hands while walking together, and then try to run away.

While Emilee was giving him head last night Jesse tried to Denver Jock Strap her

by goblue04 December 6, 2010

denver

pretty much the most awesomest bf you could ever have, unless ur hailly who has ben. usually has dark hair and green and brown eyes. has one dimple. can always make people laugh. and is mr. sporty mc sport pants

Katlyn: I have a Denver for a boyfriend!
...: I wish I had one of those!

by lalalalaalalalalalala April 7, 2009

denver

a nug of weed.

dervied from the Denver Nuggets.

hey, dude, i just got paid. lets pick up some denver.

by pamelasm June 21, 2007

Dynergy

The opposite of synergy. The concept that two people working together accomplish less than one of the individuals working on his/her own.

Moving furniture with a woman.

Woman: Would you like me to help you carry that couch up the stairs?

Man: Hell no, we would just experience dynergy. It would be much easier for me to just carry it on my own.

by Jerome Haywood June 18, 2011