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doob stick

hey,you want to smoke a doob stick
by bob scrotum 420 February 7, 2010
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Doody Twat

A vagina that has had shit wiped into it. Typical of women who wipe back to front.
DEAR GOD, I'M NOT EATING OUT THAT!!! YOU HAVE A DOODY TWAT!!!
by Doody Twat Hater March 16, 2010
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Doody Mosaic

The splattering of doody on the back of the toilet bowl, usually placed there by a man, which sometimes takes on the beautiful effect of an Italian Renaissance mosaic. It is particularly difficult to remove and sometimes needs to be scraped.
While cleaning the bathroom this morning, I noticed the doody mosaic eerily resembled Alfred Hitchcock smoking a cigar.
by SheLarry June 24, 2010
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coach doob

noun. a person on your bowling team, who is a drain on your team and society. this person is often the worst bowler in the league, and a douche.
mike is terrible tonight. he is definitly our coach doob.
by J Mak May 27, 2011
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Dooty Move

When someone commits an deceitful or shady act upon a another human being.
"You got asked to be an usher at a wedding and were not invited to the reception? That's a dooty move."

"Hey Brad, why is Jason giving your wife a back massage? That's a dooty move."
by Turd Furgoson June 21, 2013
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doody snap

An acceptable way to say "oh shit" in front of your kids.
Oh doody snap! That car almost ran into us!
by Crazy Breezy October 3, 2013
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doody truffle

The act of replacing a truffle with a a piece of poop
Look jimmy he's eating a doody truffle
by redneck101 November 25, 2013
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