ditch-digging

The act of collecting the dry, crusty brown stuff under your fingernails the morning after you hadn't wiped well enough.

Kelley noticed her friend had some new earth-toned nail polish on, but then realized she'd only been ditch-digging.

by WookieeMonster June 18, 2013

Ditch boys

When you decide to not do something with your mates when you already said you have.

When Kyle said he would go to pauanui, then didn't come he Ditch boys

by Fraser Macedo October 7, 2005

Text Ditched

when a person that you have been texting for a while mysteriously doesn't text back

Guy 1: yo my girl hasn't texted me back in a while and we've been talking all day
Guy 2: You definatly just got text ditched

by phunkmaster June 3, 2009

Witch Ditch.

An evil woman's vagina.

Witch Ditch.

Matt
Nice camel toe.

Lisa
Fuck off. wanna go kill some squirrels?

Matt
Sure. But first can I lay In your witch ditch?

by SharkBate88 December 20, 2013

Face Ditching.

When you remove someone from your facebook friends list.

That bitch totally faceditched me and then her friend tagged me in a photo of hers.. i can't beleive that level of face ditching.

by SachmoNZ June 20, 2009

Skin Ditched

When a girl with enormous tits and cleavage shoves your face in between her boobs so your face is stuck in the created "skin ditch".

Henry: dude! you just got skin ditched by Melissa!

Me: Waa...air...*gasp*...i....need...air...

by Tom the Ninja April 30, 2008

Shit ditch

noun
A persons ass-crack region.

Pull up yer drawrs doug, half your shit ditch is hangin out!

by chubsmcgrubs November 28, 2010