dirty basquiat

when a guy walks out of a public restroom with the paper toilet seat cover hanging from the back of his pants

Yo Lenny must have been wasted after the Atomic Buds concert because he came home wearing a dirty basquiat!

dirty basquiat by Dr. Simulacra December 13, 2013

dirty chamath 

After you've screwed someone, hand them your used condom like it's a gift. Once they take it, run away while shouting "I've managed my liquidity!". Shit in their foyer closet on the way out of their house.

Never speak to them again.

Man I thought we had something special but then he pulled a dirty Chamath on me.

dirty chamath by Funtimeswithfinance April 16, 2021

Dirty Elijah 

When you pull out mid Stroke, tell them that their Pussy is trash, then knock over and destroy their Flat screen and then leave.

Wow, Donald just pulled a Dirty Elijah, now I have to buy a new T.V

Dirty Elijah by King Kenroy August 17, 2018

dirty luciana 

An attractive sexy, smart woman that sucks the best .... in the world will make u cum from just the littlest touch will make u cum. is not only enthusiastically sexual but likes to perform freaky and do seductive things to a partner/ boyfriend. Just a dirty beautiful Luciana yet dirty In all right ways. She’s hard to find and most likely to be a 10/10

You need a dirty Luciana in your life

dirty luciana by Dirty.Yes April 15, 2020

Dirty Colwell

The act of eating out a girl then bitting the clitoris very hard until she screams then laughing at her pain

Last night was a long night I heard Nicole get a dirty Colwell by jose

Dirty Colwell by DaddyandFatty April 9, 2013

Dirty Mott 

A Dirty Mott, AKA Upper Decker, is the disturbing act of defacating in the upper tank region of a toilet. While something of this nature requires superb balance, bowel control and ass-eye coordination, perhaps the most important skill is simply the balls-out willingness to shit in someones toilet tank.

"Good god, somebody hit our toilet with a dirty mott!"

"What the fu..." Blake trailed off in disgust as he realized the brown substance flushing INTO the toilet bowl from the tank was the result of a dirty mott.

Dirty Mott by the fear boners January 26, 2014

dirty hank 

When you wipe your ass with a bare hand and then shake hands with someone

That douche bag at work is getting a dirty hank tomorrow

dirty hank by Tikity December 1, 2017