FIRST DICKING

When someone posts a new blog and you comment FIRST before reading the blog.

I'll just use first dicking on MySpace awards center's blog so I can FINALLY be first.

by Noeli July 18, 2007

One Man Double Dicking

A slang term for a sex position. Similar to Double Dicking, a one man double dicking is where a man (or Shemale) uses his own penis as well as a strap on to perform double dicking.

My pal nathan was busy that night, so i pulled out the old strap on and gave her a one man double dicking

by boderickp December 13, 2008

dicking

Sort of like "jacking."

"WHAT DID YOU DO FOR 3 WEEKS!?" "We were dicking around."

by Fortisimo July 17, 2004

deep dicking

1.(v) The act of thrusting ones phalic member (or "Dick") into the wet, hot gash of a female.
2.(v) What all (attractive) women need.

1. Damn Paul, when you gonna give that chick some deep dicking?
2. Chicks don't need roses, they just need deep dicking!

by Team JPD March 26, 2003

Dorking

It's a term used for the actual conversation taking place between computer nerds.

Stop Dorking with your friends John!

by Confused Dad January 18, 2014

dicking the donkey

Acting in an unproductive manner while in Mexico. Similiar to "Dicking the Dog".

Hey Pedro, stop dicking the donkey and help me move these boxes.

by Charlie of Mexico November 2, 2007

dorking

Used in conjuntion with the sport of snowboarding. The process by which an unexperienced snowboarder finds himself unable to traverse the slope correctly, and must slide down horizontally, facing down the slope without turning, thus "dorking" the run. This rubs off powder and moguls enjoyed by qualified boarders and skiers.

Look at those two dorking the run.

by JP December 11, 2003