Dingle hopper

a fork used as a hair brush

Hey that's not for eating, that's a dingle hopper, it's for brushing your hair.

by Kady Herron May 27, 2015

dingleberry

A small piece of shit stuck to your ass. NOUN.

I removed my dingleberry and through it at my cat. My cat then started to cover the dingleberry with sand.

by Cullen G December 16, 2007

dingleberries

A collection of toilet paper and/or feces twirled around one's hair lining their chocolate starfish.

"I nearly cried when I tore out my dinggleberries."

by Busta Crevice May 13, 2005

Dingleberrie

deposits of fecal matter, tiolet paper and hair that clings to the inner crevass of the buttocks

i seem to have many dingleberrie's stuck in my butt-crack

by david richmond August 16, 2003

dingle berry bearer

a person who never cleans their ass fully and has crusty shit still on his asshole after taking a dump. as a result this person smells like a hairy ass grundel and stinks up the room. also he may leave shit stains on the toilet as well as in his pants. quite the atrocity.

Ughh!!! Did Tim just take another shit because i smell a dingle berry bearer and i think i am going to throw up. he even smells like he took a dump and then pissed on his t-shirt. oh and there is shit stains on the toilet, he is definitely a dingle berry bearer.

by Harry richard the third May 6, 2008

dingle dick

someone who is a bafoon or idiot

that dingle dick ruined my blender

by justin March 30, 2005

Dingle Cherry

Much like a Dingle Berry, a dingle cherry is composed of period clumps instead of shit.

I was chowing on some box and I hit something salty, I think it was a dingle cherry.

by Mike St. Louis February 15, 2008