Ding Dong Go 

To knock on an anonymous door or ring an anonymous doorbell, but to run away before it is answered. More specifically, the individual who partakes in knocking/ringing, hereby dubbed the "ding dong" must run, hereby dubbed as "go", for as long as possible without taking a break. It is also customary for the individual who has answered the door to run after the "ding dong".

As a long distance runner, Nashid was exceptional at ding dong go, since she could keep running away for hours on end.

Ding Dong Go by Worried Atheist March 29, 2017

Ding Dong Ree Chang

Ding Dong Ree Chang Is some Asian Guy who molests young children in between the ages of 3 and 5 years old

Ding Dong Ree Chang When a guy fucks rittle Children

Ding Dong Ree Chang by DING DONG REE CHANG June 21, 2018

Ding Dong Dicking 

The art of Ding Dong Ditching but instead of ditching you whip out your dick and scream " Ding dong, suck my dong!".

Dave: Did you hear what happened last night?
Chad: No, what?
Dave: Adam ding dong dicked Jessica!
Ding dong [Dicking

Ding Dong Dicking by Dong Master Erebys January 7, 2020

Ding dong double decor dingus 

When someone goes on and on about their life problems that it’s so annoying and emotionally draining.

“I’m just a ding dong double decor dingus, aren’t I...” he said.

Ding dong double decor dingus by Your gbf May 6, 2020

Ding dong schlong 

Another word for a penis

Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage

Ding dong schlong by Fadgy December 9, 2020

Ding dong kung-fu 

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.

Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'

Ding dong kung-fu by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020

Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

A name fitting those who do stuff like going outside in the winter without a coat and complain about how cold it is.

George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

Ding Dong Doofus Fuck by Incognito_Man January 11, 2021