closet dill popper

A person attending a conference or banquet serving deli products in a multiple course buffet who says that they will only have one course of the meal, because of their "diet," but ends up making that one course the equivalent to the amount of courses that everybody else is eating. This word is only applicable when at an event serving DELI foods.

(two men talking to each other at a banquet)

"Dude, do you know how much deli food that chick at my table is eating?"

"Veronica? Yeah, she's a closet dill popper. She says that she will only eat one course because she is on a 'diet', but she makes that one course 3x bigger than everyone else's.

by Cupcake4U May 15, 2011

dill hole

Dill hole -
The act of being a total ignorrent cocksucker while being a dill and a hole in perfect harmony

"Bro help let me get number 1-3 off last night's homework"
"No Why should i "
"I gave it to you all week dill hole"

by JDADDY97 October 26, 2015

Pickle dill

Sponge bobs penis

Yo spongebob my nigga. Fuck your pickle dill

by Dddjd April 13, 2019

Dill pickle

A fat cock that has shriveled up into a micro pp

Oh wow that’s a dill pickle

by Coochie man 445 December 19, 2020

Dilling

Using a dill pickle for anal or vaginal insertion.

I tried dilling last night, worst mistake I ever made.

by GustavoFingerson23 March 20, 2024

Dill

Dilled (past-tense)

To shut someone down, lay the law, set them right and/or curb their stupidity.

1.) “This midget thinks he can dunk on me I’m about to dill this clown.”

2.) “Damn bro I just got dilled so fat, my girl just broke up with me over text”

by D123L123 February 10, 2022

Dill pickle trip

When, post-sex, you stand up, try to pull your pants up and unfortunately it doesn't go above your erection and you trip and fall on your dick.

Did you hear Josephi had a Dill Pickle Trip at Igor's party last night?

by Llama66 October 13, 2019