Chump Diddle

(N) A guy with a big dick who is willing to perform the wildest, grossest, and craziest sexual acts

(V) performing devious, crazy, and or gross sexual acts

(N) “Did you hear about the chump diddle in the BDC that did a Tallahasse Night Train?” “I saw it happen”

(V) “I going to go chump diddle in the bathroom” “what are you doing this time?”

“I’m going to do a Dallas Tornado and a Texas Twister”

by Jelchmaster69 March 20, 2024

dipper diddle

A clueless person who believes they are at the top of the social pyramid but tend to near the bottom. Often times they are a new student, freshman, or sixth grader.

Martha thinks she is so cool because she is from Kentucky but she is just a dipper diddle.

by chocolate tree December 13, 2014

Diddle

The act of engaging in a (prolonged) session of self-touching at a leasurly, and possibly disinterested, pace to kill time (preferably during quarantine).

Other usage in the context of soapy, preferably festive, bath: diddle-soak

Date: Mid afternoon of day 69 of quarantine.
Person 1: What did you do this weekend?
Person 2: You know, the usual, just lied in bed and diddled myself then took a diddle-sosk. It's amazing how fast time flies when you loose yourself in a quarantine-diddle.

by SanagebEl3enab October 4, 2020

Prairie Diddling

When a person goes to the bathroom and begins prairie dogging repeatedly until they reach climax

Wife to husband: "Honey you've been in the bathroom a long time, are you Prairie Diddling in there?"

by Citrus McGee October 3, 2024

T diddle

A really gay guy who hates spirit gum. He is a very good SoundCloud rapper though and will take you on a date and let you fiddle his fiddle. Follow his soundcloud to listen to his next hit single. You are going to wish you never met him.

Did you hear the new T diddle song?
Fuck yeah
I wanna fiddle his diddle

by A D O N February 11, 2019

Twiddle my Diddle

When a female masturbates - she is Twiddling her Diddle.

No date tonight & I'm horny. I'm gonna have to Twiddle my Diddle .

by Lip Service May 29, 2024

Diddle

“Babe shut the fuck up”
Basically, if neither you or your partner can shut up and enjoy a moment, you need that one word so that when one is focused, they can bring the other to focus”

*insert 4-5 minute rant about the rules to anything here*
“Diddle”
“Yes babe”

by Hampton Grey April 10, 2021