Diddle doo

Someone with a small bent cock.
It is often frowned upon in society.

I’m so sad it got stuck half way. I wish I was not a diddle doo
Don’t go for him he has a diddle doo

by Chick Magnet6996 June 17, 2020

Diddies

Balls of a dick

“That man has some nice diddies”

by Bagel Gurl! October 19, 2020

Daddles

Daddles is an 1800's term meaning 'hands'. Though it may not really be necessary to have a slang term for hands, Victorians clearly enjoyed changing it up a little occasionally.

“Make sure you wash your daddles before we eat.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

Diddle Snitch

Noun. One who surreptitiously views someone pleasuring themselves and tattles to an authority figure or the press.

Verb (transitive) — To diddlesnitch (on) another person.

Don’t you diddle snitch on me, you bastard!

by Let me just say... November 3, 2021

diddle wrist

Carpal tunnel caused from excessive female masturbation

Why did your wife end up in the wrist cast? She get Carpal Tunnel from an office job?
No, she's a stay at home mom. She has diddle wrist.

by Dougass March 24, 2023

testical diddler

1. Referring to a masterbating male.

2. Referring to a homosexual male.

3. Referring to a homeless man named Richard, who can't get any pussy.

a. "Little Johnny is going through puberty, now we have to watch for him in the bathroom. He's a testical diddler."

b. "Look at those testical diddlers!"

c. "I lost my job, what if I become a testical diddler?!"

by big anna January 1, 2010

Gosh Diddley

Gosh Diddley has no meaning, it's just a phrase a Harvard Educated Senator of the USA from Texas can use to show people at heart, he's just like Gabby Hayes.

At the NRA convention this weekend Ted Cruz said, 'Gosh diddley, I'm the most conservative guy who ever lived.'"

by dmossi April 12, 2015