Hey, diddle, diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon;
The little dog laughed
To see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.
Fuck U.
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon;
The little dog laughed
To see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.
Fuck U.
by Hornyrabbit69 January 19, 2017
by Yellowduckyman February 11, 2021
The act of engaging in a (prolonged) session of self-touching at a leasurly, and possibly disinterested, pace to kill time (preferably during quarantine).
Other usage in the context of soapy, preferably festive, bath: diddle-soak
Other usage in the context of soapy, preferably festive, bath: diddle-soak
Date: Mid afternoon of day 69 of quarantine.
Person 1: What did you do this weekend?
Person 2: You know, the usual, just lied in bed and diddled myself then took a diddle-sosk. It's amazing how fast time flies when you loose yourself in a quarantine-diddle.
Person 1: What did you do this weekend?
Person 2: You know, the usual, just lied in bed and diddled myself then took a diddle-sosk. It's amazing how fast time flies when you loose yourself in a quarantine-diddle.
by SanagebEl3enab October 04, 2020
by Diddlebomb1 May 24, 2022
by Nico.chan February 09, 2022
Diddle is a term used to describe non-consensual or coercive sexual activity. It is a more child-friendly alternative to the word 'rape' and is used to discuss the topic in a manner that adheres to platform guidelines while still acknowledging its seriousness.
John Doe diddled the woman in her apartment after the after party.
He diddled her while she was drunk and yelling for help.
He diddled her while she was drunk and yelling for help.
by Fu2zs March 11, 2024
by snowboardnj September 11, 2019