Diddle

The molest a child or kid

Jimmy was diddled when he was younger so now he does like to be around people alot

by Diddled child January 19, 2022

drop a diddle

To drop a deuce but for pedophiles/molesters. Often used as a way to get at dog fuckers.

I'm gonna drop a diddle!! Diddle deuce!!

by ackerman_tyler November 16, 2025

Skittle Diddling

Female masturbation

Tanya was caught skittle diddling

by ZJay412 November 1, 2020

Diddle Wizard

Pedophile; Child Molester

Don't leave your kids at the Thompson's; I heard Jerry is a Diddle Wizard.

by Lupinetine October 10, 2014

Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker

This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...

"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."

by LibrariOBqbelF October 8, 2022

diddled

Slang: To be touched in an uncensensual manner. See also: diddling. Primarily used as a verb.

"Don't go in his basement you might get diddled"

by ogKario November 28, 2024

Diddle Stick

1. (Manual)A baster brush made with silicone, normaly to be used in cooking/baking. Many find diddling their hoo-haw with this and some olive oil, find this to be quite orgasmic.
2. (Automatic)A vibrator for female or male pleasure generally multiple settings and brings orgasmic energy out of the male and female sex organs.

1:Hey babe, Have you seen the diddle stick?

2: Which diddle stick? Automatic/Manual?
3:Suprise me!, wait.. maybe both.. and you?? We can diddle eachother!
4:Are you coming? Already have the diddle sticks and my pants off!

Ned flanders: they diddley sticked eachother in the doodley hoo haw.

by kale-cabbage March 18, 2020