Ding Dong 

Ding Dong!!!

1.The sound the door bell makes (Sounds 100 times louder when it's your parents at the door)

2.An idiot

3.similar to a jerk off (An ignorant dick wad, not someone who masturbates excessively)

1.Ding dong!

You:oh no its....

Your parents:Hi sweetie!!!

2.Look at Mark...Shoving a firecracker up his arse....What a ding dong

Ding Dong by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009

Ding Dong 

1: The sound a doorbell makes.
2: A man's penis, also known as a dick, cock, and talala.

ohh u touch my talala. mmmm my ding ding dong.

Ding Dong by i like woman penis July 7, 2010

Ding Bat 

It's already a word but i like this definition better. :)

Someone who acts silly or does/says stupid things.

Oh my gosh you're such a ding bat, you almost booted that soccer ball on the roof!

Ding Bat by pbimpette November 7, 2009

ding dong daddy 

fuck buddy; guy you like - but only to fuck, NOT to acutally date; married male lover

No, Paige wasn't at the party last night; she musta been with her ding dong daddy wearin it out!

ding dong daddy by SweetCookie May 9, 2006

ding-dong dilly-willy 

An extremely nice dick. Or a penis.

"Day-mn! that is one huge ding-dong dilly-willy!"

ding-dong dilly-willy by le Zoomwha XIII July 6, 2005

Ding-dong 

Chocolate cream filled treat

Mayreni:I want a ding-dong!!!!!
Surround by a group who laugh
Mayreni: I just said I want a ding-dong!!!!
Mayreni gets red!!

Ding-dong by Guy92 March 24, 2010

Ding Dong Bang Bang 

a new war tactic. not quite guerrila warfare but close. consists of british soldiers ringing dominos pizza. two rIRA men will come disguised as dominos pizza delivery men. they will turn up in a 3 wheel van and ring the doorbell, hence the ding dong. normal vocabulary used before the "bang bang" occurance is "the british soldiers wont fall for this". the second IRA gunman will respond "yes they will, EVERYONE LOVES PIZZA". when the soldiers answer the door, the IRA men will shoot them down. a passer by will normally come onto the scene and say "ah they should have tried 4 star pizza"

did you hear about the IRA men that used the new ding dong bang bang tactic....terrible ted terrible!

Ding Dong Bang Bang by Toxication March 13, 2009