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Departured

Famous Tumblr Blogger; has no specific blog label although humor is a major part of his posts. Has over 427, 000 followers, real name is Daniel Kovacs.
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Of course I do, who doesn't?!
by AnEscapeExists June 17, 2014
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Devastatingly Handsome Blond

When a man's shade of hair slowly changes from Bozo the Clown RED, to a shade resembling that of a fiery God, full of vigor, reeking of masculinity and power.
Darryl used to be a ginger, but lord almighty, he has changed into quite a Devastatingly Handsome Blond.
by DRK June 22, 2012
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Devante

A very ugly man who got no talent at sports and is get carry
John score all the points he carry the team and devante
by Swagman kevin December 12, 2017
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Departure Lounge

Ive gotta go have a crap...it's in the departure lounge!
by Tracey August 29, 2003
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Peebles Department Store (Troy NY)

Peebles is a department store located in the Hoosick St. Plaza of Troy NY. Known as a company that once attempted to be known as 'Peoples', but had to change it to Peebles because of the way their entirely Hispanic and Mentally Challenged work force pronounced the name. The first major department store chain to recommend you wash the clothing you purchased from their store before wearing to avoid become infested with Puerto Rican Fleas that has transferred from their employees and woven its way deep within the fabric of their garments. Peebles is a proud employer of Confidential Police Informants, child rapist, child pornographers, the illiterate, low level but active criminals, and of course those who reek like a broken Taco Bell toilet. Hence all of the Puerto Ricans. Many Puerto Rican employee's sell Marijuanna to the underaged children of customers in order to support their Crack addiction and leave large foul bowel movements on the floor because they have never seen a real toilet and as a result are to developmentally delayed in their potty training, but will adamantly deny this true fact out of embarrassment if ever confronted.
John: Hey Juan, you work at the Peebles on Hoosick st in Troy
Juan:Se' Señor, but only till I get my food stamps, then Im retiring
John: The Peebles Department Store (Troy NY).
John: You have fleas jumping off you.

Juan: Se' Señor.
by SouthTroyCore January 18, 2014
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devastation nation

when something occurs that is very devastating to your situation.
When Terrell Owens, former wide receiver of the Dallas Cowboys, was released by Jerry Jones, he said he was heartbroken and shocked. In other words, he and the people around him were going through a period of devastation nation.
by kosananat July 28, 2009
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Department Jumping

Departmend jumping: calling a store with departments at any random time and asking to be directed to a certain desk. When a person answers, get mad and ask for a different department. continue to
Person A: Im bored.......
Person B: Lets go department jumping! Get the number for walmart!

Walmart: "thank you for calling! how may i help you?
Person A: Could you please connect me to electronics ?
Walmart: "Electronics, how may i help you?"
Person A: WTF?! i asked for the garden center!! Could you transfer me to there?"
Walmart: "sure?"

continue for however long you can!
by mchboy1 November 8, 2009
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