Detached food court

an assortment of crappy food establishments surrounding or in proximity to , but not attached to or part of a mall

oh hell, Christmas shopping at the mall is making me hungry, we should leave and get some grub at the detached food court.

by wednesday Addams October 22, 2011

detected

adj. The state of being detected; to be detected.
v. Past tense/participle of detect.

Threat has been detected.
The thief has been detected by the security camera.

by IYM December 14, 2019

Hillbilly's Fire Detector

A pakage of Jiffy Pop taped to the roof.

ahh... typical Hillbilly's fire detector...

by rylez March 18, 2011

Detch

A universal word, the meaning of which is entirely dependent on the inflection used in its delivery.

First known use was in replacement of the word "yes" in reference to a stuffed hippo ("Is that your hippo?" "Detch!")

"Detch, look at that tee shot!"
(This works regardless of how the tee shot went, as long as the inflection is suitable to the emotion being communicated.)

Note: In Midwestern dialect, "detch" can also be combined with "monkeys", as in "That was detch monkeys awesome!"

by Point7Q July 30, 2010

donald trump smoke detector

When your smoke detector's battery gets low, and it makes unwanted tweets all night.

What happened to the smoke detector last night? I kept hearing these stupid little tweets all night long. Oh, the battery is dying, so it became a Donald Trump Smoke Detector.

by Chas501 December 4, 2017

gaydar detector

A kind of "sixth sense" that allows a flamboyantly homosexual man, or masculine homosexual woman, to play up their macho/feminine side upon entering a "gay-unfriendly" area.

Les's gaydar detector was going crazy when she drove to Laramie.

by dachagalluntum November 7, 2009

Alaskan lie detector

Ice water enema. Administered unsuspectingly - usually in a 2 gallon container maintained at 35 degrees Farenheit delivered through all weather tubing secured in place with a 6 inch, stainless steel barbed nozzle. Used exclusively when interrogating your loving partner about her smelling like cheap men's cologne and fresh semen after coming home at 2 AM.

My cheatin' wife thought I was a friggin' moron until I sweet-talked her into doggie style where I whipped out my Alaskan Lie Detector and showed her a new meaning to being a 'cold bitch' ... as we got to the truth of who she was fuckin'.

by KingTigerKommander April 5, 2009