derse

Noun...rhymes with hurse. A combination of dense and worse. Derse. An extremely dumb monkey is derse.

Damn, you idiot. You are so derse!

by Shirtcocka Bill September 7, 2009

Le Fer Der

1 —used to express actual or feigned ignorance or stupidity
2 —used derisively to indicate that something just stated is all too obvious or self-evident

"Twilight is bad?"
"LE FER DER! How did you not know that?"

"Wait, so you're telling me all women have vaginas?"
"Omigod, LE FER DER!"

by Charelz Dee December 1, 2009

one-der

A one-der is a date without repeat. A booty call without keeping the phone number.

What's the status of that girl you took home last night?
She was just a one-der...

by ericizmine January 24, 2011

Der Squid

A. One's best friend who is a girl.

B. A very silly and bubbly girl
C. A german Squid
d. An exclamation of silliness

Der Squid is my best friend
Der Squid is so silly.
DER SQUID! blub blub

by Der Bobby December 14, 2010

van der toot

A fart shrouded in mystery.

Dude 1: What is that smell?

Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!

Dude 3: Who was it!?

Dude 4: It wasn't me!

Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other

by iamdubz June 25, 2010

van der Mik

best damn last name there ever is, ever was, ever will be!

that girl has van der Mik written all over her face, she;s the bomb!

by Momoko16 October 18, 2008

der douche meister

The douche of all douches. He is The Supreme Douche. All other douches, even The King of All Douches, are subservient to him, for his douchiness is beyond all others.

Dude! Look at Dick! He's being such a douche he can only be The Supreme Douche. No one could be more douchy than Dick. He's clearly der douche meister.

by speedshift September 16, 2014