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donkey juice 

A mix of several different types of alchohol. Gets your super drunk
"man that donkey juice is still hurting my head"
donkey juice by 0101fuckoff January 18, 2017

donkey raping shit-eater 

someone who feasts on excrement whilst fornicating with equine animals
kiss my ass, you donkey raping shit-eater

donkey's years 

1. oh, I've known her for donkey's years.

2. I've worked her donkey's years and I still don't know how to use the photocopier.
donkey's years by possum_sue April 20, 2008

Donkey Wong

A loser that is chinese
Guy 1: that guy is such a loser!
Guy 2: yeah donkey wong needs a life
Donkey Wong by do not call me m@ October 28, 2008

Donkey Flopper 

Donkey Flopper is a gigantic musical penis that strikes your earpussy with an erect force that can only be purveyed by a group of inconceivably endowed, sex-crazed, lyrically destructive MCs from Tampa Florida. The group formed in the summer of 2003 with its two founding members J-Willy and Lil Caspa and since have gained many troops to the crew including Big Buda, (the always kosher but never appropriate)Jake da Jew, and most recently the mic demon Master Niblets. Along with the mysterious DJ Dickstamp the group has produced five albums with more filth on the way.
BRO!....Donkey Flopper's new album really came in my ear!
Donkey Flopper by RichardStamp June 29, 2010

Donkey Shlankled 

You are so fucked up that you have no control over your your sensory or motor functions. You can't even speak, only noises are muttered. You walk out of the bar looking like you just got kicked in the face by a donkey. The highest degree of drunkeness possible.
"Man last night I was donkey shlankled off my ass and banged a 400 lb black chick. I have never been that fucked up before."

"Are you going to the bar tonight."

Response: "Hell yeah man I'm gettin Donkey Shlankled wasted."
Donkey Shlankled by Philly S501 February 26, 2010