Guy: Oh no! I'm gonna be late for work!
Me: Yeah, and some people like cucumbers pickled. So?
Guy: If you don't move your car, the neighbors are gonna throw a fit!
Me: Yeah, and some people like cucumbers pickled.
Me: Yeah, and some people like cucumbers pickled. So?
Guy: If you don't move your car, the neighbors are gonna throw a fit!
Me: Yeah, and some people like cucumbers pickled.
by roller June 04, 2005
Jason: "You look like a saggy ballsack"
Brad: "no u"
Jason: "Paint me green and call me a cucumber you fucker-"
Brad: "no u"
Jason: "Paint me green and call me a cucumber you fucker-"
by lemonheaded May 20, 2022
A male who possesses two or more of the following qualities: Bad at texting, bad at lying, bad at conversation, likes to accuse people named Ashtyn of drinking Starbucks, doesn't know the difference between brick red and scarlet crayon crayons, eats unsalted peanuts, is named Jacob, has pillows frequently thrown at their face, and much more.
by Immaturespices October 15, 2018
by hugeballZ March 25, 2022
Our lord and savior, believed to be the first living thing created by Jesus Christ, aka God. Why do we have hands, you ask? To pet Larry. To hold Larry. To hug Larry. To give all possessions to Larry. Creator of silly songs, and often tells religious stories with the much less awesome Bob the Tomato.
by theworldofurbanwords December 07, 2024
"Spill the information now or I'm gonna start cucumbing you!"
I'll make you hate cucumber for the rest of your life.
I'll make you hate cucumber for the rest of your life.
by Cucumber Call Center August 01, 2019
When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.
by Twitchness September 27, 2017