Guy: Oh no! I'm gonna be late for work!
Me: Yeah, and some people like cucumbers pickled. So?
Guy: If you don't move your car, the neighbors are gonna throw a fit!
Me: Yeah, and some people like cucumbers pickled.
Me: Yeah, and some people like cucumbers pickled. So?
Guy: If you don't move your car, the neighbors are gonna throw a fit!
Me: Yeah, and some people like cucumbers pickled.
by roller June 10, 2005

Jason: "You look like a saggy ballsack"
Brad: "no u"
Jason: "Paint me green and call me a cucumber you fucker-"
Brad: "no u"
Jason: "Paint me green and call me a cucumber you fucker-"
by lemonheaded May 20, 2022

10 shots of Jose, 10 shots of Wabo, and a French Cucumber later her crotch was stinging like a wasp!
by Kung-fu dave February 26, 2010

Dave: DUDE cucumbers are SOOOOOOO yummy
Jeremy: YEAH MAN! especially after you've cuCUMMED all over them HAHAHAH
Dave:.................No..........
Jeremy: YEAH MAN! especially after you've cuCUMMED all over them HAHAHAH
Dave:.................No..........
by LearnyourABC'S February 15, 2024


by ChickenNuggetsBro June 18, 2017

the act of grabbing someone's buttcheeks then opening them to reveal their butthole then hold the lower back and force it to split with the open buttcheeks which looks like splitting the bottom of a cucumber
by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 28, 2024
