crappin on the clock

The act of rushing to your job to take a crap or staying late to take a crap on company time. This is especially satisfying when you leave your house in the morning, already needing to take a crap and holding it in to go at work...on the clock.

I really had to take a dump this morning, even before getting in the shower, but I held it so I would be crappin on the clock.

by crappin4fun March 25, 2009

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Strawberry Alarm Clock

One of the most underrated mellow psychedelic hippie bands of the 60s. There song "Incense and Peppermints" was their only real hit which is surprising since they made a ton of other great songs like "Tomorrow", "Birds in my Tree", and "Barefoot in Baltimore" (and pretty much every other song on their Incense & Peppermints album)

guy 1: Hey, ever heard of the band Strawberry Alarm Clock?

guy 2: Doesn't ring a bell...

guy 2: You know incense and Peppermints

guy 1: oh. I was always wondering who made that song.

by SweetBrownMushroom January 30, 2010

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Round The Clock

All the time...24-7.

Poor old Max was working 'round the clock' on his new project.
That guy has 'round the clock' protection by armed bodyguards.
Bilches were being smoked at the Spruce 'round the clock'.

by Diego November 25, 2003

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Five O'Clock Bush

When a woman, or man shaves their pubes and after a short period of time their bush is a coarse patch of stubble. It usually leads to irritation for the lover performing oral sex.

While going down on Jessica, Frank's face was irritated by Jessica's Five O'clock Bush.

by billyboy11 November 22, 2010

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Clock Crew

A group of Macromedia Flash artists and programmers sprung from the intentionally bad work of strawberry clock, whose blatantly bad movies on Newgrounds caused some viewers to resent him, and some viewers to somewhat ironically love him. The latter group of viewers became the Clock Crew. While their root was in producing more trashy, dumb Flash movies for the sake of pissing people off, the Clock Crew has evolved into a talented group of artists capable of excellent, humorous flash--although some of it continues to put out intentional crap. Although the Clock Crew recognizes StrawberryClock as its leader, he is, in fact, somewhat detached and rather oblivious to the group that he formed.

"Oh, God, not another Clock Crew Flash. BLAM!"
"Dude, did you even watch the movie? It's hilarious!"
"No, all Clock Flash is fricking retarded."
"Dude!"

by VCRClock September 24, 2005

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