Crungus

A mong like creature that does disgusting and stupid things.

"Oh you fucking Crungus, you've only gone and done it again."

by Jimmyfagoid December 15, 2018

Crunch Community

It's a community mostly composed of racists and homophobes. The Leader so-called "Captain Crunch" is high power in Mexican drug "Sinaloa Cartel" and a famous twitch streamer known for playing games like "Stardew valley (ResidentSleeper)" and "SCP: Secret Laboratory". He is known to use words like "Welcome to the crunch community!" which is basically welcoming you to his cult. Also, he is obsessed whit nuts.

Leon: Yo are you in the Crunch community?
David: No way! I'm not racist!

by ItIsYourBoy March 16, 2021

crunked

A state in which someone's conscousness is altered by both drinking alcohol and being stoned off their ass.

Emily: Are you stoned yet?
Trevor: I'd thay tho mythelf, and drunk, too.. is there a word for that?
Emily: Yeah, you're "Crunked"
Trevor: Tomorrow when I'm still wasted at my dad's work, I'm going to post a useless definition on urbandictionary.com along with our conversation.

And then I lost my virginity. Not a happy story.

by restin256 February 27, 2005

Munchkin Crunchkin

The sex position in which she curls up into a ball, and is procedurally fucked in the ass while she tickles or lickles your balls.

Jim: Wanna do a Munchkin Crunchkin?
Pecanna: let's do some more cocaine and then we'll see.

by DingusDan1028 February 28, 2019

crunchy money

this term describes monetary bills of variable denominations which have been earned by one who is dancing at the time the bills are placed onto the dancer's body. As a result the sweat from the dancer's body will be absorbed into the bills and if not pulled straight while still damp, will result in a heaps of crunchy money. Typically the bills will contain phone numbers and will be fold lengthwise as to facilitate placement into various crevices created by the dancer's shapely physiological components.

"did you go to the ATM?"

"no, but I worked last night, so I've got lots a crunchy money"

by MintyLeila June 29, 2005

Crunk Cup

A goblet or chalice that "pimps" carry around with them at social gatherings. Usually ridiculously decorated in a "sparkly" fashion. In fact, it looks like someone gave a kid with ADD infinite access to a "Bedazzler" and a china cabinet. Usually carries around "Cristal" (krih-stahl) immitations and such.

"That cup's spackled more with diamonds than my toilet with shit after I eat too mush Taco del Mar!"
"Word dawg, thass a Crunk Cup all up in dis."
"So that's what happened to my goddamn Bedazzler..."
"Niggah what?"

by THe Funk Trunk Blumpkin Explosion (Rekanyze!) September 30, 2004

Crunktina

A Bacardi loving socialite and gay icon known for her vulgarity, loudness and ability to beat your ass in a dance off. Enjoys ridiculous rap lyrics, talking shit, shiny things, a good sale, making fun of herself and others (but mostly others). Co-founder of the illustrious "Pudges" gang with members in South Florida and Chicago. The gang symbol is the beetle, which is worn by members in the form of a platinum and diamond medallion. Pudges often pose for pictures mean muggin', showin' off said medallion and sometimes even flashing their grillz. When not gang banging, partying, or getting hated on by the broke and unfabulous Crunktina spends her free time getting her nails done or checking out boys with her new besties Kyle (aka Buckwild) and Paul.

I hear that girl is at the bar every night. She probably doesnt work, but she always looks fresh. She's such a Crunktina.

by Crunktina Fan January 21, 2008