Animal crossing

A game where you catch bugs, chop down trees, collect fruit, build a house, decorate said house, fish, and talk to humanoid animals. That’s it, that’s all you do, how this game got famous? I have no fucking idea

Person 1: dude you look pale, you should go outside and do some fun activities like fish or something

Person 2: but why would I do that when I can just do it in animal crossing?

by A bowl full of soup May 1, 2020

CROSSIANT

it was a big meme that died

AHHH YOU ALMOST MADE ME DROP MY CROSSIANT

by Evaaaaa123432 October 28, 2019

Crosstitute

A male dressed as a woman (and vice-a-verse), being of the prostitute profession.

" Destiny said she had to go home and change before the football game because she looked like a crosstitute."

by Podrain34 August 23, 2010

Crossing the Delaware

Having sex with a girlfriend or boyfriend while he or she is asleep. Originates from George Washington's sneak attack against the British on Christmas Day 1776 and his numerous nocturnal sneak attacks on Martha W.

Bill tried Crossing the Delaware last night, but I woke up and pushed him off me.

by countryturkey March 26, 2010

Crosstitute

A cross-dressing prostitute, commonly a male transvestite.

Dad: Be careful when you pick up ladies, son. There can be a lot of crosstitutes on 5th Street.

by Snoobs August 29, 2014

Croissant ass niggas

Croissant ass niggas is a term used on Twitter to refer to black French men who are colorist toward black women.

Croissant ass niggas also have a tendency to be apologists for racism, colorism & misogynoir. Their internalized anti-blackness is strong.

Jordan: "Black French men had a hashtag “everything black except our women” that was going viral for years. Posting photos of themselves dressed in black next to their light skinned mixed, white and other non-black women. All to taunt and torment black women."

David: "Croissant ass niggas"

by samknight April 26, 2020

Crossfit Conservative

Someone who loves talking about free-market economics, any kind of bootstrap that can be pulled on, and that all lives matter when it has nothing to do with the subject at hand

...And they won't shut the fuck about it.

person 1: Who did you invite? Kyle? Ugh...he's such a crossfit conservative
person 2: Really? I had no idea
person 1: Yeah, one minute you're talking about why foam rollers are good for back pain, and the next thing you know he's saying that Co-operative housing is the death of America

by JiggidyDenday February 1, 2021