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chapstick licker

Antonym of 'lipstick lesbian'. A bi- yet primarily straight gentleman who engages in occasional homo activity primarily to impress people.
Person A: Dude, What is Dan going down on Gay Phil?
Person B: Oh man - that dude is such a chapstick licker.
Person A: sick!
by DemonReamer December 14, 2008
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Crapstick

A very randomized word spoken by the infamous, Jessica West.

Also, another word for chapstick

This word, as it have several different meanings, can also be used to describe something odd, strange, ironic, or stupid.
This word is also used by people who attract Germans, sniff dust, or get drunk by invisible liquor (and you can tell it by the use their fingers).
Sicca says (11:26 AM):
yay
they're olnlineee
when we talk about the weirdest things

Kenchow<3 says (11:26 AM):
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Sicca says (11:26 AM):
xDD

Kenchow<3 says (11:26 AM):
LOLOLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL

Sicca says (11:26 AM):
it's so crapstick!
;3
by kenchow<3 January 16, 2009
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Chapstick Lesbian

A chapstick lesbian is a lesbian who is more masculine than anything else.
Sandra is a chapstick lesbian because she is very masculine and they call themselves a chapstick lesbian
by Annabithbae June 6, 2021
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Secret chipstick

Putting one’s penis into a bag of crisps (preferably salt and vinegar) and asking another to reach inside.
‘Dave: fancy a crisp?’ ‘Gary: don’t mind if I do…goddamit not again I’ve touched your secret chipstick!!!!!!!!!!’
by Whatthesigmas June 10, 2025
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Crapsticles

alec baldwin has crapsticles
by Masta Piz April 19, 2009
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Chapstick Saturation

When you've bought so many chapsticks in your life that you find as many as you lose.
A: Fak, I've lost another chapstick. Oh no wait, there's one in my coat pocket.
B: You've reached chapstick saturation, mate!
by chapman2 November 7, 2013
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chopsticky

When you use a pair of chopsticks so much that it is like they are stuck to your hands. This word may be used to describe someone who is very chopstick proficient.
"Omg Jess, you are so chopsticky"
by w0rdsm1th27 September 7, 2016
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