Criminaling

Verb:
The act of committing an illegal offense according to a law written to prevent a specific illegal activity.

The perpetrators are in the process of criminaling across the border with contraband.

by Noir556 March 11, 2022

Criminal

what you should call yourself after saying "frick" on that christian roblox server

you criminal! you're getting a 4 year ban after saying "heck"!

by go commit not feeling so well September 29, 2018

gross behavioral criminalization

Classifying or indexing all human behavior in a criminal context so all activities can be used as pretext for investigation and prosecution.

The polar intelligence matrix between the average person and policy makers induced a gross behavioral criminalization after years of adopting confusing law.

Everyone broke the law on a daily basis because they lived in a state of gross behavioral criminalization.

Gross behavioral criminalization allowed for an easy wiretap on the police department.

by Ontological June 26, 2018

criminality

The a really horrible roblox game.
created by a pedophile known as RVVZ.
the game is filled with emos, catboys, furries etc.

"I'm fucking quitting criminality it fucking sucks" proceeds to play it for the next 2 years

by Peoplehater1234 April 22, 2022

The Smooth Criminal

When you and another person are about to have sex, and you repeatedly start asking “Annie, are you okay?” You keep asking this, regardless of what the person says, until they’re no longer in the mood for sex.

“So last weekend was actually great, I used the Smooth Criminal to great effect, and now none of her friends will talk to me, either. Peace and quiet is in store for me.

by anon415 February 4, 2023

Crimin’

Looking good. Right. Fresh.

Killian be crimin’ with his new skids.

by JuliOh May 12, 2022

Smooth Criminal

What Michael Jackson called "little Michael". What he fantasised about doing, but couldn't. Read the lyrics of the song - he wouldn't keep asking if Annie was okay (Oakley?) if she were dead, now would he?

Jenny: I was hit by a Smooth Criminal last night.
Sally: I thought you were walking funny today.

by Cool4Katz April 14, 2023