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clickster

One of five members of the Clique. Found primarily in the vicinity of Washington, DC, but specifically known to favor the Capitol Hill and NorDu areas.

When observed in their natural habitat, clicksters are frequently seen:

1. drinking beer, brewing beer, talking about beer;

2. listening to music, making music, talking about music;

3. crab fighting, picking fights with bar girls, talking about zombie-fighting.

Though membership in the Clique is limited to the five original members (1. J-Dizzel, 2. J-Dizzel, 3. K-Dizzel, 4. K-Dizzel, 5. Cruise Director), they sometimes roll with a larger crew that includes Manny, Kenai, and occasionally Mr. Chucks.
Irrelevant Person: So what'd y'all get into last night?

K#4: We left the Players Club around 7 and went over to Clique Mansion for band practice. Picked up a 6-pack at McTalon's on the way, but we didn't need to because J-Dizzel had homebrew.

Irrelevant Person: Man, you guys are so cool. Can I hang with the Clique sometime?

J#1: Step off, son. Don't you know the Clique is for Clicksters?
by S#5 July 16, 2008
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cricket leggin

so messed up your leggs feel like jello when you walk and bend weird ways
by BIG D DOIRON April 8, 2011
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defensive cricket

A relationship tactic, involving nailing as many people as possible when one's partner is overseas. Designed to ensure that maximum downside on partners return is the relationship itself, not also a feeling of having wasted some of ones life.
"What did you get up to friday?" "Defensive cricket"
by BBB April 17, 2005
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crotch crickets

slang for crabs, lice in the pubic area
by AK-85 April 22, 2006
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Alabama Swamp Cricket

1. Is a person that is so ugly that even the word ugly is like, "Eww what the fuck is that?"

2. Best describes someone who is so ugly that it makes your stomach hurt to the point that you want to slap their parents for creating such a foul thing.

3. An alias of Fairuza Balk (chick from The Waterboy movie)
Billy Ray: "Hey Willy, how'd your date go?"
Willy: "Shit. That bitch looked like an Alabama Swamp Cricket so I kicked her out of my pick'em-up truck three minutes after I picked her ass up. After she gave me a pinch of her dip of course..."
Billy Ray: "Ha ha. Git-r-done."
by Bickel101 October 14, 2009
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pub cricket

The act of going on a pub crawl with your (male) friends, and actively bumping into women's breasts without getting caught. Each time a player succesfully touches a breast they get one run, if they manage to touch both of them they get a four, and if they successfully manage to bag the nicest pair in the pub, they get a six. Players are out if they are slapped or otherwise rumbled, and can no longer "bat".
"Damn! Wilson's picked up 19 not out!"
"Shit, I went out for a duck."
by Barlos the Jackal November 25, 2003
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Cricket

A variation of darts frequently played in bars.
Grab the darts from the barkeeper and let's play cricket.
by MikeK July 20, 2008
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