Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation

When you're about to be solo'ing an army and need strength

You: "Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation"

Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*

by Fluph February 23, 2025

Creatineted

A term describing a type of person who enjoys self-inflicted punishment, and disgust. Such activities that are enjoyed include 'beating ones on dick with a hammer until it bleeds', 'wishing to chop off a scrotum, dick, and shaved pubes, mix them in a pan, and eat them whilst to "savor the flavor"', as well as being CLEARLY accurate in depicting false prophecies.

A Creatineted enjoys getting drunk, logging on to games, and just running around in circles complaining about how people are not playing the game, just standing there.

That fucking guy is a Creatineted, he wont shut up about people standing around.

Is that guy having a period, or is he a Creatineted?

Ian just told me a Creatineted just said "I am going to eat Ian's scrotum and dick"

by Dcact March 14, 2011

Cregaytionist

A religious fundamentalist that leads a double life: on the one hand, he/she is an ardent apologist constantly asserting his/her moral superiority over non-believers and skeptics of the dogma and/or doctrine that he/she defends with the usual staples of mendacity and breath-taking, deliberate ignorance. Conversely, he/she hypocritically leads a secret life punctuated with the gay sex he/she denounces as a damnable sin. Also called: Ted Haggard Syndrome

You ever see that fundie preacher with a woman? I bet he's a total cregaytionist.

by Tarbosaur April 11, 2011

Cramcation

n. A vacation planned and executed in a very small amount of time

KID: There's only a few days before school starts :(
PARENTS: Welp, time for a Cramcation!

by Prestidigitatious Groundhog August 26, 2012

crusations

an affliction which renders someone unable to spell

omg, I have crusations

by jo soosung March 31, 2013

creating a fire

When two lesbian women rub so hard and fast their pubes catch fire

They were going at it so hard they started creating a fire

by TheGayer January 30, 2014

crematory

Something used in the haulocaust to burn the bodies of the dead

Some men in the holocaust had to work in the crematory and incinerate the bodies of hundreds of dead men, women, and children.

by Cat face April 14, 2014