crapper

n. A performance artist who attempts to blend the musical stylings of Country and Rap, resulting in a piece of CRAP.
Examples include Cowboy Troy and Jessica Simpson.

I bet that crapper's new album is full of it.

Boy, that new Jessica Simpson song on the Dukes of Hazzard soundtrack sure is crap.

by Candidate Raygun October 3, 2005

smacker in the crapper

To ejaculate into a toilet

If he's not giving birth to a bum-baby in there then it's a case of "smacker in the crapper".

by Jebadiah June 19, 2004

crape

A rape with shit flying everywhere and grapes coming out your ass.

She screamed as she got craped by the mammoth.purple and brown flew everywhere.

by pspmiles November 4, 2013

caper

a person proud to be from the Island of Cape Breton Canada

Boy that Caper knows how to drink!

by crosB April 17, 2006

chaper chaper

a word used in place of another word which is related to drugs stash

have you got some chaper chaper

by chino aka June 1, 2006

Crapeist

A home owner, lawn maintenance crew, or amateur arborist who violently prunes back a Crape Myrtle tree/shrub leaving its limbs knobby and arthritic in appearance. A common practice in the South to promote bloom development during the spring and summer.

"Look at that brutalized Crape Myrtle bush...it's been mutilated it by a crapeist!"

by peebes March 4, 2009

Capertillar

The process of wrapping your duvet/cover/sheet, around yourself to turn you into a caterpillar.

1 - "Watch this" (Rolls in duvet)

2- "Holy shit you're a Capertillar!"

1- "I know!"

by princesscottontail February 19, 2010