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crap-shy

When your taking a crap, either in a public restroom, or at a party,but flush before you let it out, to cover the noise of the crap because you feel nervous about what people will think about you and your hygiene.
Guy 1: Does Jimmy ever take a dump?

Guy 2: Yeah, but he's crap-shy so you cant hear him.
by bsgguy March 31, 2010
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Crap Rat

When one takes a crap on a rat and then throws it at a girl. Before throwing the rat, one often spins it while holding the tail and then throws it.
Guy 1: Ooooh shit, whats wrong with that girl?
Guy 2: Ewww man, she looks like she was crap rat'd all night.

Example 2:
Guy 1: That broad is a bitch
Guy 2: You know what she needs?
Guy 1: Whats that guy 2?
Guy 2: That bitch needs to get brought back down to earth with a few crap rats to the face.
Guy 1 and 2: Let's go get some rats
by Kid Bobby + Whooo Kid Willy April 13, 2009
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Crap-ton

A unit of measurement equal to 558 kg or 1230 lbs. First used by Joe Bereta on the SourceFed youtube channel on 8/1/2012.
Australian authorities intercepted a crap-ton of meth and heroine in Sydney.
by Ericdii August 1, 2012
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crap monkey

stop being a crap monkey.
or
crap monkies, I can't find my phone.
by Genessa Radke January 28, 2004
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Crap Game Syndrome

Crap Game Syndrome, or CGS, is an uncommon condition among the modern gaming population that usually starts with a simple case of nostalgia, but can quickly develop into CGS if not dealt with straight away.

Symptoms include browsing abandonware sites like The Underdogs for anything pre-1990; finding excuses to boot into DOS mode and coming home with a copy of Daikatana under one arm and Battlecruiser under the other.

Note that certain older games, like Tetris and Breakout, are excluded from the effects of CGS. It's okay to play these once in awhile without succumbing to its influence.
"Dude, why the hell are you playing Battlecruiser?"
"It's kind of fun once you try it."
"So is a crap on the sidewalk. Face it man, you have CGS bad."

"Hey, is that Daikatana?"
"Yeah, I'm coming down with Crap Game Syndrome."
"Burn it now before throw you down a well."
by Cabsy November 17, 2005
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crap circles

circles on underwear, skivvies or other pantswear that show up and may be the work of aliens (such as Klingons or other off-world groups)
Mikey noticed that every morning when changing his underwear his dog Lucky would immediately start licking the mysterious crap circles that had appeared there.
by Sam LaDue March 5, 2008
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Crap Music

The verbally accurate name for rap music.
Person 1, "Yo, ya hear that fresh 'Lil Afrotard' track, its that crunk deal, yee--aah!!!!!!".

Person 2, "No, I don't listen to Crap Music".
by Thomas Burr January 17, 2008
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