Crack Addict

A person who enjoys the sounds of chiropractic bone cracking (ASMR).

P1: Hey bro, what are you watching.

P2: oh, I’m watching an hour long compilation of bone cracking. I’m kinda of a crack addict.

Crack Addict by jg357 August 26, 2018

Crack Laughing

Bursting into a prolonged fit of intense, uncontrollable laughter. Used to describe how you feel inside when you find yourself in a pleasing set of circumstances, or at least in comparison to a worse outcome that also might have occurred. Instigating this sort of reaction in someone is called making that person "crack laugh up".

Mikey told me a hilarious joke the other day with his crazy accent, and I couldn't stop crack laughing!!!

Crack Laughing by em-mikey October 12, 2011

crack fuckery

unwise, unwell behavior engaged in bullshit activity.

The fraudster is using my name to make weird personal messages, friend requests, ask for money and engage in general crack fuckery.

crack fuckery by MB20Fan January 23, 2015

Crack Cheese 

A stank ass booty hole.

I was hitting that shot from behind last night but with each pump all I got was whiffs of crack cheese.

Rachel’s ass smells of crack cheese when she gets home from soccer practice.

Crack Cheese by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

Crack-snack 

A snack that is kept in the crack, in case of emergencies. Resembles a churro that is thicker with a veiny texture.

Hey dude I already ate my Crack-snack, can I have yours?

Crack-snack by Crack-snack Industries ™️ June 2, 2020

crack a crunch 

Take a shit.

Man, I gotta crack a crunch.

Don't go in there, I just cracked a crunch.

crack a crunch by Hexis August 20, 2008

Crack a yolker

When you let one rip, cut one, trouser burp, flatulence, fart

Man, what's that stench? Did you crack a yolker?

Crack a yolker by Vinnie Y. January 25, 2009