Lemon Cow

A rare species of cow which milk tastes sour. We call these cows Lemon Cows.

Guy 1: Wow this milk is really sour

Guy 2 : I think you are drinking spoiled milk
Guy 1: No this milk is from the rare and elusive Lemon Cow
Guy 2 : Right...

by IJWD February 10, 2020

Cow-Lying

Cow-lying, a term used for the action of cows lying down before it rains. The cows know the rain is coming, some would say due to falling pressures, but the truth is the cows are psychic and lie down to protect their patch of grass, their terrotory. This is food that they keep dry to eat after the rain has stopped as they think wet grass is yucky. Many people know that when a cow is lying down, they are simply just tired, or rain is coming.

Brian: "Cows are lying down, must be knackered"
Brendra: "No, they're 'cow-lying' its going to rain.."

by Ginguuuurrr August 19, 2010

Water cow

Water cow is a cow in a boat, owned by pewdiepie . pewdiepie also owns a sheep named water sheep. they are both from a minecraft letsplay

Pewdiepie:thanks for the delicious milk
Water cow:mooo

by Yoergen July 14, 2019

Mush cow

A very cute girl. A mush baby.

Guy1: I really like my girlfriend
Guy2: yeah she’s kind of a mush cow
Guy1: I know right, she’s beautiful!

by Holdennn June 17, 2019

Cow Slob

When a woman is sucking a man dick and she creates so much saliva it looks a lot like a young calf sucking on its mother's tits.

Jenny likes to suck dick so much she cow slobs every were.

Jenny suck my dick so hard she cow slobbed all over her stomach.

by Chino Grife June 24, 2009

Imp cow

A term that refers to goats.

I've seen an imp cow that was walking down the road

by Funny squid August 20, 2021

couch cow

A person who comes to your house just to watch tv. She or he will hide the remote to where you can't find it. Theay will also eat all of your food.

My cousion Patience is a couch cow

by Mime-X_x August 13, 2007