Cousinism

When your horrible cousins treat you UNEQUALLY

My cousins commited cousinism when I was not invited to the cousin party.

by Ninamaria November 24, 2018

Cousin Al

Generally regarded as a ponce

My Cousin Al always borrows money from me and never pay it back

by [e-mail] January 2, 2020

Devils Cousin

Something that is bad that you do not like.

E.g. Tuna is the devils cousin

Tuna is the devils cousin

by Ell Tel October 4, 2015

Ur cousin a muslim

worse than "ur son a nun" and the second deadliest insult.
Saying this increases the size of the black hole in the center of the galaxy.

Per. 1: Ur mom gay.
Per. 2: Ur dad lesbian.
Per. 1: Ur granny tranny.
Per. 2: Ur granpap a trap.
Per. 1: Ur fukin sister's a mister!
Per. 2: Bitch, ur son a nun!
Per. 1: U-ur...
Per. 2: Me what pussy? What?
Per. 1: Ur cousin a muslim!
Per. 2: *explodes*
Earth: Fuck.
Sun: Fuck

by Anonymous<Incognito Man May 29, 2018

The Cousin Eddie

When you nut in her butt and yell, “Shitter’s Full!”

I gave her “The Cousin Eddie” in her her ass the other day! That shitter was definitely full when I was done!

by The One Who Remains December 5, 2022

cousins

Imaginary badasses that black people refer to when they make empty threats.

don't fuck with me, nigga, i got COUSINS!

by Nips711 April 7, 2009

Cousin Joey

Noun refering to a type of relative you try not to talk to.
Definitions:
1. Some one who is completely socially retarded
2. Some one who is accused of being mentally disabled.
3. Some who is constantly silent but when does speak up is an asshole.

Girl: Who was that guy walking to target dancing and bobbing his head.
Relative: Cousin Joey.
Girl: Oh no wonder he looked like he had down syndrome.

by lolzuracat February 22, 2010