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Corpse Shopping

The act of visiting the supermarket for "provisions" of the rigor-mortis variety. Useful when it comes to mothers day, for the blood which tends to congeal delicately and superfluously around the anal membrane.
According to maritime law, the crossbow closet must be purged of air before the corpse shopping is begun by Little Moe with the gimpy leg.
Corpse shopping shall be done only with a crizal lens wedged between your tear duct and occipital lobe.
by The Phantom Patriot August 2, 2012
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Corpsed

"went hard last night absolutely corpsed rn"
by slimbruddah March 20, 2025
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corpse jumping

When usually a very bad person gets to your dead body, he/she/them start jumping over your body

Thinking that they hurt the enemy this way, while it really makes them embarrassing themselves
Horde of grouped noobs kills you and start to corpse jumping over your body
by bambu February 7, 2014
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Corpse Shot

Necrophilism x alcoholism. Taking a body shot off of a dead corpse.
"Yo let's go do a corpse shot!"
by Love Me Some Schwarzenegger November 18, 2017
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Corpseing

The transitional period between being alive and being a corpse
"Oh, he's corpseing"
by Corspseter August 6, 2022
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CORPSE

by nice nice nice nice nice November 23, 2020
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Sex Corpse

A broad who is perfectly prepared with clothes, makeup and scent so he can get off . One mistake and he can't make it .
He got her behind the bar in the alley because she was a perfect sex corpse .
by hacker jo March 7, 2025
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