Anal Sex. The 100% effective, 100% natural birth control is doing it in the butt. Do a girl in the ass and she won't get pregnant. Also known as "NBC"
Brian isn't ready to have a baby yet but his wife went off birth control so he decided to start using Nature's Birth Control and did her in the butt.
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Whore control is like birth control. Where birth control prevents pregnancy, Whore control prevents excessive whoring. There are many different types. For people who get above average attention levels at the bar/club/out in public....this is neccessary! One needs to control their whoring potential as to not make bad decisions while intoxicated.
Example:
1. "We need to go to Burger King right now, I need my Whore control!!"
2. "Did you take your Whore control today?!"
3. As she grabs his waddle she says, “ I see you’ve been taking your Whore control!”
1. "We need to go to Burger King right now, I need my Whore control!!"
2. "Did you take your Whore control today?!"
3. As she grabs his waddle she says, “ I see you’ve been taking your Whore control!”
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Guy1: Man, those tits were so nice, i broke a sweat trying to keep my self from squeezing them.
Guy2: Man they must have been awesome, good thing you have self-control.
Guy2: Man they must have been awesome, good thing you have self-control.
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"She is my girlfriend, not your's, and don't even try the 'I'm controlling her' crap, because I'm not. Here's the deal: You don't send her flowers, you don't talk bad about me to her, you don't try to arrange outgoings with her."
by Prince Harming February 24, 2008
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Animal Control's duty is to quarantine and cremate anyone exposed to Knic and to burn and/or chemically disinfect any environs (vehicles, buildings, bodies of water, other outdoor environments) that may have been exposed to Knic.
Furthermore Animal Control is to quarantine the Knic, burn its clothing, run its body through a chipper/shredder, and then feed the remains into a kiln (which will later be shipped to a third world country), whose temperature shall not be less than 1,000 degrees Celsius.
Animal Control's duty is to quarantine and cremate anyone exposed to Knic and to burn and/or chemically disinfect any environs (vehicles, buildings, bodies of water, other outdoor environments) that may have been exposed to Knic.
Furthermore Animal Control is to quarantine the Knic, burn its clothing, run its body through a chipper/shredder, and then feed the remains into a kiln (which will later be shipped to a third world country), whose temperature shall not be less than 1,000 degrees Celsius.
1. "You know what really happened in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947? A freakin' Knic crashed there when his flying dinner saucer ran out of salad! Animal Control burned the hell out of that place! It was a forest before they started, but now it's a freakin' desert! Some damn weather balloon and swamp gas!"
2. Animal Control has had to exterminate many underground conspiracy theory groups in the United States and foreign countries. Such groups have had contact with Knic in an attempt to save it. Groups exterminated so far include the Knic Liberation Front (KLF), Give Knic a Chance (GKC), Somalians United for Care of the Knic (SUCK) and the Extreme Fundamentalists for the Proliferation of Knic and Knic Related Materials (EFPKKR). Groups currently suspected of exposure include but are not limited to Knic for California Governor (KCG), the Sierra Club and the governments of Mexico, Canada, France, Iran, Pakistan, Libya, Egypt, Morocco, Sudan, Syria, Luxembourg and Saudi Arabia.
2. Animal Control has had to exterminate many underground conspiracy theory groups in the United States and foreign countries. Such groups have had contact with Knic in an attempt to save it. Groups exterminated so far include the Knic Liberation Front (KLF), Give Knic a Chance (GKC), Somalians United for Care of the Knic (SUCK) and the Extreme Fundamentalists for the Proliferation of Knic and Knic Related Materials (EFPKKR). Groups currently suspected of exposure include but are not limited to Knic for California Governor (KCG), the Sierra Club and the governments of Mexico, Canada, France, Iran, Pakistan, Libya, Egypt, Morocco, Sudan, Syria, Luxembourg and Saudi Arabia.
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