Daniel Conte

Someone who throws screwdrivers at you

Daniel: I'm gonna throw a screwdriver

Gabe: please lord daniel conte I beg for mercy
Daniel: shut up green gay

by Barbra Brando November 30, 2019

contemplaying

the act of thinking about playing a Computer game, a shortening of "contemplating playing"

<@panda_sam> snoozing atm so i'm contemplaying l4d2

by Vin Rhinocelot January 15, 2010

Contembating

One who is contemplating to masturbate, but questioning why or why not during such session. Or One who is making a serious or life changing decision while masturbating.

Wife - "Honey did you decide whether or not the baby is a good idea"
Husband - "Well, after a few hours of contembating, I have made this life changing serious decision."

by Corey The Frack April 13, 2010

Contempt of Cunt

Noun: The passionless crime of neglecting one's vagina. The result is an unkept, fetid, malodorous vagina that is surrounded by tangled mange, often dotted with open oozing sores, and in serious need of douching.

Keyless "That escort had one of the most putrid and polluted pussies I've ever been in the same room with."

Josh "It looked like a scruffy sheep dog mutt trying to stick it's slobbering tongue out. It smelled like Phil Margera's briefs after a 5k in a hot suit, 2 sharts, and a month spent in an abortion clinic's medical waste container that has been sitting out in the 115 degree heat index."

Keyless "If that doesn't constitute a Contempt of Cunt charge, then I don't know what the hell does."

by Bosh Jurton September 9, 2011

Kentucky Confetti Blaster

when you're doing it doggy style, pull out and insert a small confetti gun instead. Whenever you're ready pull the trigger/string and reinsert you're penis. Then continue like nothing happened.

Aw dude did you hear? Jack did a Kentucky Confetti Blaster with Devlin! She didn't know what even happened!

by Kenny's krazy Kentucky Krates June 2, 2011

confett

singular noun of confetti

i couldnt find confetti at the store so i ripped one little peice of paper. that is a confett

by morgan&maggie&emilyaresocool. June 23, 2011

confettious

to throw a party with great friends

Hey, are you going to have a confettious today?

That confettious last night was awesome.

by Kara Bruno September 1, 2006