Conan

God. See also: Led Zeppelin, James Dean, John Cleese

I love him. In a platonic way. But these days, you take what you can get, eh?

Conan is cooler than cool. In fact, I do believe he's...ICE COLD!

Caroline! Caroline! She needs a gol- okay, ill stop.

by Ska bitch May 20, 2004

conal

A blow to the face with a fist.

He met conal.

by Kiwi. October 16, 2003

Conan O'Brien

Hands down, the funniest person to exist. Has an uncanny resemblance to the president of Finland. No, I didn't know they had a president either.

Conan O'Brien always makes me laugh. He could just blink and I'd probably roll on the floor laughing.

by Jorge Regula December 28, 2005

Coachella

An indie music festival held annually, generally around Easter, in the Coachella Valley. Three days and nights of weed and music.

Dude! I can't wait for Coachella this year!

by mehhhhhhhhhhhhh July 7, 2009

Coach

Someone who knows everything about a subject, can teach it, but is unable to perform it at a competitive level.

"You idiot, she's totally into you. Why don't you ask her out"
"Good call Coach. Hey, why haven't you asked _____ out yet then?"
"Insert long winded explanation"

by sangnasty November 9, 2011

Conan O'Brian

The best Late Night Talk Show Host. Ever. If you disagree I will hurt you.

Conan airs on NBC weeknights at 11 PM CST

by White Sox Rules July 19, 2004

Conan Obrien

The funniest guy on Late-night television.

Has frequent bad musical guests

by LARSTAIT November 4, 2003