Obessesive Computer Disorder

a lot like obssesive compulsive disorder, there is the constant need to check one's email, facebook, myspace ect. Also referred to as OCD

Yeah the power went out this weekend and my OCD was acting up, I had to go over to Joe's just to check my email.

Joe's Obessesive Computer Disorder is really getting the best of him, we should try and get him some help.

by ckwhy November 14, 2010

loner computer

a crappy school computer

dude my loner computer is so slow

by Dwarfhole2021 September 13, 2017

used computer

Someone who has had countless sexual partners and carry’s every virus under the sun.

Carl had his eye on Becky until he found out that she was just a used computer.

by Ned_Baf February 25, 2019

Pregnant computer

A highly annoying or sensitive person, especially a snitch.

Why'd you have to tell on us, you pregnant computer!

by ddd111 March 9, 2020

Quantum Computer

An over-engineered computer capable of solving complex problems if provided proper cooling. Prone to melt downs.

"Yo did you ever get that quantum computer working?"

"Naw, I couldn't find enough air conditioners to keep it from overheation..."

by Building Tomorrow June 30, 2021

chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand

i love chicken and i hate math

damn, chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand frfr

by Scrungly little doidle April 20, 2023

computo

(n.) – a superiously fast Hispanic computer

A computo is scarce or cloce to non existantce for the very basic fact that the word "computo" does not refer to anything specific.

by Jerome G. October 5, 2007