Hawkins Commandos

Middle school football players who cant win a single game.

Geoffrey: Damn it! Our football team lost again for the 7th time in the row!
Jeremy: Oh no! I don't want our team becoming some serious Hawkins Commandos!

by Karambyte January 19, 2022

picatilly commando

A common phrase used in England for prostitutes located in Picatilly Circus.

“You look like a bloody Picatilly Commando you dumb slut”

by JoeBo77 March 7, 2023

commando tits

Commando tits is wearing no bra or anything beneath a shirt or hoodie.

"Raz said she was going commando tits today"

by titslover December 20, 2022

Commando Shield

When you use underwear (preferably clean boxers) as an emergency MASK. You put your head in the waistband and through one leg, allowing the material to cover your leg. You put the other leg, bottom first over the top you your head. Fold the waistband under and you are done and protected.

A "Dirty Commando Shield" would be in an extreme emergency situation when you are forced to remove your underwear and use it as a mask as described above.

I tried to go to the store but they wouldn't let me in without a mask, so I returned to the car and put on my commando shield.

by Lindylvr April 17, 2020

valleys commando

From the South Wales Valleys (UK) where men go out for a night out on the town with the intention of picking up a lady in order to stay the night. This is usually accompanied by a toothbrush in their shirt's chest pocket.

sim. Paratrooping

Q: How you getting home tonight Dylan?
A: Don't need to boys, goin' Valleys Commando.

by Welshy_NZ October 15, 2013

the commando army

The commando army or known as TCA Or VT. Is a clan formed originaly by commando and tanker. Tca is your average discord clan that raids and nukes people. Tca was formed October 14th 2020

Friend: Hey bro are you in tca

Person: nah The commando army is to cool for me

by ThatGirlAkira January 7, 2024

Going Commando

It does not refer to going without underwear. It's a bit more earthy than that. Underwear soils, an errant leak, a juicy fart, happens to everyone. Going commando refers to taking the soiled underwear, turning it inside out, and putting it back on. Not ideal, but better than the alternative when you are the field.

Think about it -- what special ops guy wants a piece of heavy nylon / kylar reinforced fabric rubbing his privates? Even commandos like to have their balls cupped by cotton. ;)

On the fourth day, I was going commando.

by Jetaway Dave August 21, 2023