Mr. Comfortable

That one member in every group of friends who eventually becomes far too accustomed to taking advantage of their position. This is expressed in a number of ways, including but not limited to:

-- Shitting in another member's bathroom, except in an emergency.
-- "Bumming" cigarettes, to the point of simply taking them from a pack at their leisure, without asking, and conveniently "forgetting" their own pack at every gathering.
-- Drinking the beer from the pitcher of another, with zero reciprocation. Also applicable to joint smoking.
-- Showing up uninvited, simply due to the knowledge of another member being present.

These individuals will continue offending the group until confronted with their behavior. This will often lead to an indignant response, designed to make the person confronting them feel guilty, and continue to allow the behavior. An organized shunning, or even total group exile is another possible outcome.

Also; Miss/Mrs. Comfortable

"Ahh, goddammit, everybody hide your weed. Mr. Comfortable just pulled up."

by Retired 1800 Enthusiast January 7, 2017

Kiss Comfort

Not to be confused with a Comfort Kiss. Kiss Comfort is level of acceptance towards open affection and a measure of how well you can receive it. A person with high Kiss Comfort would enjoy French kissing. Someone with low Kiss Comfort would be embarrassed by a peck on the cheek. It can also loosely apply to other shows of affection like hugging, holding hands, etc.

Boyfriend: *leans in for a kiss while on a date*
Girlfriend: *leans away*
Boyfriend: "Damn girl. Your kiss comfort is so low, even though you were giving me the gawk gawk last night"
Girlfriend: "I'm just not into kissing that much."

by anonymous March 3, 2022

cheater's comfort

When two cheaters feel better about cheating by talking to each other about their cheating.

This friend of mine heard I cheated on my girlfriend, so she decided to tell me about all the time she cheated. I guess she was looking for some cheater's comfort.

by ted tintsone December 21, 2010

Comfort panties

Also known as "Period panties" or as "Granny panties". Comfort panties are the underwear that women use when they are moody, on their period, depressed or sad. These panties can be ripped and/or too big and some even have cum stains.

Girl: Uggg I hate period cramps! If it wasn't for my comfort panties and chocolate, I would be moping around.

by BananaBurguer August 8, 2014

Comfort Actor

A comfort actor is an actor who makes you feel safe, secure, and loved.

Lauren Lopez is my comfort actor.

by baddiethemattie April 11, 2021

comfort food

n. euphemism for tasty, satisfying foods of high caloric content relative to little nutritional value, term is utilized exclusively by individuals who can least afford to consume such foods to rationalize consumption of foods with no other value except "comfort."
n. foods which increase the comfortable, luxurious padding on a bbw

Sheena looked down when she dropped her candy bar, but the comfort food seemed to disappear completely. Had it fallen down her cleavage, or was it near her feet? She wasn't quite sure.

by Michael Gannett February 15, 2006

Comfortably Uncomfortable

When you decide not to let unpredictability or uncertainty affect you and your future—you have come to terms that you have got to live with chaos, no matter how disruptive it can be in putting up a brake to your life’s goals.

Instead of blaming events or things that he’s no control over, John has learned to be comfortably uncomfortable in coping with life’s challenges—he doesn’t let bad breaks or misfortunes affect his attitude towards life; instead, he’s grateful that he can rely on God’s wisdom to overcome whatever obstacle comes his way.

by MathPlus July 20, 2018