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clusterfuckistan

A place in the middle east, in too much in termoil and having too unstable of a government to give an actually name to. This place is constantly involved in multiple meaningless, religous wars and wants to Kill Americans for having different religous views or no religous views.
"why don't the people in clusterfuckistan stop attacking us for being infidels? Fuck they need to get laid and stop treating weman worse than camels.
by Lil' Sins January 4, 2010
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Cluster Fornication

1. Miltary term for a situation caused by too many inept officers, cluster referring to the insignia worn my majors and LT. Colenels, oak leaf clusters.

Also known as "Charlie Foxtrot".

2. A derogatory term used to describe a system or operation that has been totally screwed up by a group of idiots who couldn't leave something well enough alone.
The new traffic signals that the GADOT installed on the on-ramps to the highway are suppose to help relieve traffic, but instead all they do is create a cluster fornication on the surface streets.
by The Tanimal February 2, 2009
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clusterfuck

To have everything wrong happen at the exact same time.
by MoonKnight December 24, 2002
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cluster

a crowd cuaght in a confined space
toss a grenade into that cluster!
by Spaz De Kat January 14, 2009
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Clusterphobic

1. An acute fear that certain types of social or performance situations will definately go bad leading to avoidance behavior.
2. Irrational anxiety elicited by even the thought of exposure to an insuing cluster-fuck.
My sister is so clusterphobic, every time she is asked to help plan an event or holiday party she will throw a shoe just trying to run away.
by javapunkster August 21, 2009
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cluster fuck

Also: Fuster Cluck
Term used to describe the state of affairs resulting from too many staffers and not enough TRAINED staffers on a project. This usually happens as a result of a rush or deadline which cannot be met, when managers or planners resort to simply adding warm bodies to the effort out of sheer desperation or incompetence. Also results from having a surplus of supervisors or other overhead-related personnel who cannot actually perform any useful work towards project goals, especially where the prescence or contributions of these people hinders work performed by others.
"Man, we were 8 days behind schedule on that project so my manager decided to send us all of his interns as well as show up himself. Turned it into a complete clusterfuck. There must have been 20 guys in one cube at once."
by Nathan March 5, 2005
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cluster fuck

When a series of events collide to create a huge predicament.
"The rescue teams' helicopter crashed while trying to rescue the survivors, turning the once huge problem into a clusterfuck."
by Heraf May 1, 2003
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