Cluster Duck

An even more polite way to say "Cluster Fuck" without saying "Fuck". Especially in front of children, parents, administrators.

There was a huge cluster duck at the mall today.

These kids are such cluster ducks.

The cluster duck of ducks was overwhelming at the park today.

by Top Men December 28, 2010

Bavarian Cluster Fuck

Like a Mongolian Cluster Fuck, but with beer and sausage.

The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there with beer and sausage. It was a Bavarian Cluster Fuck

by Can we get food somewhere? June 20, 2009

booze clues

When a woman suddenly and obviously stops drinking alcohol, causing you to figure out that she's pregnant.

Meredith always has a couple glasses of wine at parties, but the last two nights she's ordered a diet coke. Dude, she's dropping booze clues.

by tyleha July 6, 2015

Queen of clubs

This term is sexual in nature and is typically associated with the sexual culture of cuckoldry but also can be used in cuckqueandry or other sexual settings. The term "queen of clubs" is often used to describe someone who is exclusively attracted to individuals of Middle Eastern and Hispanic/Latino descent, and is a variation of other terms such as the queen of spades and queen of hearts.

Jeanne(Queen of clubs): "Hey, let's call Maria tonight. I can't resist her Mediterranean charm."

Linda(cuckquean): "You really have a thing for Middle Eastern and Latino women, huh? You're definitely becoming a true Queen of Clubs!"

Or

Jeanne: "Remember that handsome Middle Eastern guy, Ali, from last week? I'm thinking of seeing him again tonight."

Linda: "Oh, you're really embracing your Queen of Clubs title! Have fun with Ali and his friends!"

by Queen of Clubs March 19, 2023

cluster

A series of small events or actions.

Taken from Australian cricket commentary, refering to the grouping of where each ball lands on the pitch during an over.

Good cluster Warnie!

Dave:"I tripped over, stubbed my toe and spilt my beer."
Mark:"That's a bad cluster. You're gonna have a bad time."

by Šteggs May 29, 2007

yemeni cluster goatfuck

1. A sudden change bringing on confusion, upset, ruined scheduling, misdirection, and general chaos. See goatfuck; then think of the next order of goatfuck magnitude.
2. The chaos, anger, bewilderment, crowding/congestion, etc., caused by the sudden change.

Girl, I tried to go to that sample sale you told me about but it was a yemeni cluster goatfuck at the doors so I gave up.

It's a yemeni cluster goatfuck trying to drive outta here at rush hour.

by anjali666 January 26, 2008

Cluster Bomb

A particularly rare kind of sex scene using simply a 30 foot ladder, a horny man, and a willing young lady. As you about to fuck her in the ass, ask her, "Do you need to shit?". If so say "Baby, cluster bomb me." Now what you do from then on is have her climb up the ladder as high as she can go and have her just relax. After this lay down under her ass, which will be hanging off the back of the ladder. Now, spray paint a bulls-eye around your genitals, (preffered the penis, or 'nutz') and watch her drop the gift off at amazing altitudes. This sexual act must NOT be taken lightly, this is a very special occasion not to be wasted.

Jerry and Gina got caught doing an amazing Cluster Bomb by her imaginary friend. It was soo embarrasing.

by Shartikus April 28, 2009