Chap catcher

A toilet seat that unexpectedly falls down while the (usually) male is urinating. Delivery a blow to the bishop's mitre.

"bloody hell my cock has just caught a blow from the chap catcher"

by Awd Muck Spreader October 26, 2018

carapace

a superhero from miraculous ladybug,
civilian form: Nino Lahiffe
kwami: Wayzz

nino said WAYZZ SHELL ON and transformed into carapace

by Marinetta June 11, 2021

Chapel Hat Pegs

A Derbyshire phrase for the effect of cold on one’s nipples

Eee, it wer so cold, me nipples wer like chapel hat pegs

by TheDefinernator October 18, 2022

Olfactory Chapeauphilia

The fetish of sniffing hats

"Tell her to put his trilby down! Her olfactory chapeauphilia is getting out of control"

by FluffyBunnyWunny February 21, 2012

16 chapel

Someone who is very good in arts.

The guys skill in art is awesome. He’s the 16 chapel itself

by Diceandjoker May 7, 2018

Benjamin chaperone

ALL HAIL BENJAMIN, THE ONLY TRUE GOD

ok, this is epic.
benjamin chaperone

by Lil barnacles #1 fan August 7, 2021

Painting the cistern chapel

Taking a particularly liquid and explosive shit, one that coats the sides of the toilet bowl in brown.

Ugh, that vindaloo last night had me painting the cistern chapel this morning.

by nicknoodles November 27, 2012