cockblocker

One who prevents a guy from banging a girl. Usually a friend or family member, motivated either by jealousy or the fact that they can't get any and don't want to see you get some.

I put the moves on Jane last night but her protective cockblocker brother aggressively cockblocked me and asked me to leave the party as he didn't want me to get any.

by igotcockblocked February 20, 2006

cockblock

to knowingly take one persons efforts with the opposite sex and substitude the first person with ones self

i was hitting on this fine woman and this guy cockblocks me and steals her from me.

by raul January 16, 2003

Cockalocktia

When a males penis is permanently locked in the upright position. Prevelent in frequent users of Viagra.

Ben: Whoa
Bob: What?
Ben: My cock won't go down.
Bob: Dude, you got cockalocktia

by The Flying Filipino November 14, 2005

ChockoBocko

Used as a name for the most good looking, most well-behaved, and certainly the most loved dog on the block. Typically of the labrador retriever breed. Most commonly of the chocolate tone.

"Wow...look at that manly yet beautiful dog."
"Must be a real ChockoBocko"

by CrAzY_4_dOgS March 8, 2007

cockblocker

1. a female/male that prevents someone from getting sex.
2. someone who blocks the cock.
3. Luana

Luanaaa Ribeiro

"Daaamn look at Luana shes a hardcore cockblocker!"

by carolbitchh July 25, 2007

Clockblocked

In basketball when you make a shot off the shot clock and it doesn't count or having a made shot called off because of not getting the shot off in time.

I thought I hit the game winning shot as time expired but I was clockblocked by the buzzer.

by boo&brasen December 29, 2010

Cockblock

when a bitch friend come in between and your lady friend when your trying to have a romantic moment

Damn man, Mehrab cockblocked me when i was trying to get my mack on with Danielle.

by lolthewhitekidfromthe818 November 6, 2010