chopped and screwed

when yu ask a femlale if she wants to go back to your place and she then ditches you bkus she has to go chill with her friends so shes ditching you for her friends;; so you've officially been cHopPed &+ $CREWEd <---

dude: ayyy ma wanna qo back to my crib and chill ?

femalee: id love to buh i qotta chill with my qirls !

* YOUVE OFFiCiALLY BEEN ChOPPEd ANd SCREWEd *

by katieeee b ! March 19, 2009

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chopped as a bitch

being really fucking high

He's chopped as a bitch!

by poison13 February 18, 2010

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chopped

To get raped when running a race.

Man dat bitch got chopped.

by Justin April 11, 2003

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chopped

a cornball

nigga dat aint funny...u a chopped ass willy

by Netty March 4, 2004

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Chopped and Trolled

When you've been epicly trolled.

Jackass: -Uses Poe's law on you-
You: -take the bait and are trolled-
T-Pain: ~You've officially been chopped and trolled~

by SingingTroll August 6, 2010

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You got me chopped

When someone erks you soul and you just wanna knock the crack out of them

You:eating candy minding your own business

Sister:*snatches candy*

You: Your erk my soul and you got me more chopped than pork chop (you see where I was going with the pork chops no oh okay) your erking my soul you got me chopped sis

by Aerio gang bang January 1, 2020

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