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Strawberry Cheesecake 

So you take your menstrating girlfriend, right? First you earn your red wings, then after you blow your spoodge in the form of a cream pie you mix all the juices around down there and go down on her. Enjoy your strawberry cheesecake
"So what if I'm on the rag? Now you can have some strawberry cheesecake!" "For the love of God, don't ever say that again, woman."
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burnt cheesecake 

A male grimmy, who can't dance, in general.

And will never be an underwear model.

Showing ape or caveman like qualities.

Orginated in floriston c.a.
Woman 1."Ya know that kid jimmy?"
Woman 2. "Yeah! He's such a burnt cheesecake!!"

strawberry cheesecake 

the act of going down on a girl while menstrating and having a yeast infection
yummy bloody strawberry cheesecake treat with chunks of cheese

angry cheesecake 

When a man jizzes into a girl's eyesocket causing her eye to fall out, he then mixes the eye blood and semen into a paste and draws a sad face in it with his finger.
I angry Cheesecaked that bitch wendy last night lol!

Tennessee Cheesecake 

When you run out of Lube so you use Cream cheese instead to fuck someone’s ass.
Shit man. I gave her that good ole Tennessee Cheesecake since that’s all she had in the goddamn fridge.
Tennessee Cheesecake by chinoalfonz November 16, 2018

Strawberry Cheesecake 

A slang used to describe when an uncircumcised man scrapes off his smegma into a woman's Vagina.
"Hey dude guess what, I met this girl at a nightclub last night and she let me hit her with the Strawberry Cheesecake finisher"

cherry cheesecake

When you are getting your dick sucked and you pull out and break her nose then jizz on it.
Do it when a bitch is dragging teeth
cherry cheesecake by UrbanMyth April 20, 2003