monkey child

Someone, usually female, who is obsessed with the cuteness of monkeys.

That monkey child is obsessed with the new bonobo at the zoo!

by kidmuto June 27, 2008

Pure child

Some one who knows nothing about sex nor slang that comes with it. Its not used with a bad meening

A girl: and he gave me the D
Pure child: the D?
A girl: yeah you know the Dick
Pure child: Dick? Like... Moby Dick?
A girl: nvm you're such a pure child

by Camonday February 20, 2018

Divine Child high school

A school full of semi-athletics white boys, Tik-Tokers, and VSCO girls.

Person 1: are we playing Divine Child high school this week
Person 2: Yea... I heard there team is just... Ok

by 9866635999 December 12, 2019

Organ Child

When a family gives birth to a child only to donate his organs to the other child.

Mom: "Did you hear little Jimmy's lung isn't working properly?"
Dad: "Oh no, I think were going to have to have an organ child!"

by Kitolada April 2, 2020

Angry child

Twitch streamer, Tommyinnit.

Let’s exile the angry child!

by Aldddinn February 17, 2021

consume the child

~ government

person 1: a child was born 100km away

government: consume the child

by a consumed child October 24, 2020

Disease of the children

Famous tiktoker named Luis.Stan. Makes tiktoks about food and he is flexing his money.He is famous for saying "ce draci aveti pe voi!" which means something like you have demons inside your head. Overall great man and tiktoker + his facial gestures are awsome.

Godamn you are such a disease of the children!

by PateuDeGasca February 6, 2021