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Definitions by Kitolada
Text Back
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The
act
of
texting
someone back, nearly impossible to be done by a
female
.
I
got
a
text
back
Text Back
by
Kitolada
May 31, 2021
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Vegan
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A mass
murder
of thousands of
innocent
fruits and
vegetables
.
Annoying fucking vegan: What's you favorite
candy
?
Brandon: Sour Patch
Kids
Annoying fucking vegan: THAT'S NOT VEGAN
(Inspiration Jubilee 6 vegans vs 1
non
-vegan)
Vegan
by
Kitolada
April 20, 2020
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Organ Child
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When a family gives
birth
to
a child
only to donate his organs to
the other
child.
Mom: "Did you hear little
Jimmy
's lung isn't working properly?"
Dad: "Oh no, I
think
were going to have to have an
organ
child!"
Organ Child
by
Kitolada
April 2, 2020
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technically
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The word
that the dull
kid
uses to
try
to sound smart.
Retard: "
Well
technically I didn't punch you, it was my arm"
Literally
everybody: "OMG
STFU
"
technically
by
Kitolada
March 28, 2020
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