A device worn around the genitals in order to protect against rape, discourage sex, or control masturbation.
I have made my son wear a chastity belt at all times since he was 10. He is 17 now and I have the key hidden to give to his wife when he marries. He is very well behaved and has never been able to masturbate. The belt is designed to allow urination without removal, so it can be left on all the time! I will continue this practice with any future sons.
by Smartmom August 21, 2013
Get the Chastity Belt mug.Usually a non-profit organization that raises money and volunteers for a good cause. Now, a lot of charities are good at heart but there are some that are completely vile and only exist to trick people into giving them money. Unfortunately, a lot of corporations take advantage of people’s good nature as they’ll emotionally manipulate the people around them into giving them money
The best thing to do is to really research before you donate to a specific charity, especially if you’re donating a large amount of money. Believe me, the absolute worst thing that could happen is if you donate a large sum of money to some greedy asshole who already has too much for his own good
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Also known as a chastity pretzel, the chastity knot is a form of sterilization in which the penis is tied in a knot, therefore making it virtually impossible to have sex. It is commonly practiced in African tribes and isolated Jewish communities. This somewhat odd method of sterilization can result in several fatal side effects. The penis may have a restricted blood flow which results in gangrene and in extreme cases, the penis falling off. In addition, if the person with a chastity knot obtains a boner it will result in death.
Jewish mother: Oy vey! I caught my son kissing a girl the other day, I think I may have to administer a chastity knot!
Jewish mother 2: Nothing like a good 'ol chastity pretzel! Now what say you to a bagel with salmon and cream cheese?
Jewish mother 2: Nothing like a good 'ol chastity pretzel! Now what say you to a bagel with salmon and cream cheese?
by Jewbagel Supreme February 28, 2013
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by TheMassey2 April 22, 2022
Get the Chavity mug.chastity is not to be taken in a literal way. used to describe someone who's actions do not exceed to another's expectations. to be 'soft' or a 'pussy'
by yamadang May 3, 2009
Get the chastity mug.A mustache grown out by a man for a specific cause or awareness, usually a charity. It can also refer to a situation in which a man pledges to shave off the mustache he wears regularly if a certain variable is met.
1. Guy: What is that?
Guy 2: It's a charity stache. We're growing out mustaches in support of cancer research.
Guy: Oh, that's cool.
2. Coach Burnett says he will shave off his mustache if the 1st period boys basketball team wins the home room canned food drive.
Guy 2: It's a charity stache. We're growing out mustaches in support of cancer research.
Guy: Oh, that's cool.
2. Coach Burnett says he will shave off his mustache if the 1st period boys basketball team wins the home room canned food drive.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
Get the Charity Stache mug.Charity usually has difficulty to perform basic tasks like opening doors and gates. She also lets her brother tell her what to do and obeys his every command. She also will argue with her brother for up to 10 years at a time. Charity is a cool girl and has an awesome personality.
Ben: Charity go make me 600 sandwiches.
Charity: dangit! no!
Ben: Yes! Go!
Charity: Ugh! You suck Ben! *makes 600 sandwiches*
Charity: dangit! no!
Ben: Yes! Go!
Charity: Ugh! You suck Ben! *makes 600 sandwiches*
by blackcatz October 10, 2011
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