Carbonated noodles

Noodles that are carbonated with dry ice.

"Dude, let's make some carbonated noodles."
"Good idea."

by Octember13 October 11, 2009

carbon tumor

Diamond ring, as worm by a woman to announce to the world that some other dude (not you) is snacking on her goodies... look elsewhere, this one's infected

So I spy this mad hottie at the bat the other night. I'm just about to drop some game when I notice she's got a carbon tumor. I've got no playbook for married chicks!

by somegeyeinCLE November 9, 2010

carbaceous

Adjective:
Containing many carbs; containing more carbs than one would prefer.

1. "It's 3 A.M., I could really go for something carbaceous right now,"

2. "Why is everything so damn carbaceous, fuck this low carb diet, fuck my life, fuck everything,"

by realanna August 30, 2013

carb loader

Someone who stocks up on carbs to make gains but gets fat

Look at that dickhead over there-he's not even hench he's just a carb loader!

Matt Clark benches 140 but he's a carb loader!

by Cocoooo pops August 16, 2016

carbon puss

A cranky person at a social event. It can be plural for multiple cranky people at a social event.

What is up with the carbon pusses in the living room?

by BritMen November 24, 2016

Carbo-load

Eating a bunch of carbohydrates(bread,pasta,rice,etc.) to acquire a lot of energy before a big event or day

PE Teacher:Are you ready for the mile? I hope you carbo-loaded for energy!
Student:I've been carboloading for 2 weeks!
PE Teacher:You must have a lot of energy.You should run the LA Marathon!
Eating a bunch of carbohydrates(bread,pasta,rice,etc.) to acquire a lot of energy before a big event or day.

by NSSpeed5 March 6, 2017

carbiacarrest

When you eat so many carbs you go into a diabetic coma.

This bowl of pasta is going to send me into carbiacarrest.

by Newfmom March 22, 2017