calmality

one word describing and event, the meaning follows - "when the calm evening wind breaks the the absolute silence and tranquility left in the wake of total devastation, restoring an awkward peace to the scarred land"

it has a similar meaning to the word calamity and i assume it was derived from it

And thus we witness calmality on this day.

by Marcell van der Sandt April 8, 2008

Calmels

An old hag of a teacher. Attacks her students and is fairly illiterate.

Damn, I failed my exam. Well its not my fault my teacher is a Calmels.

by DorvalHaters May 18, 2010

Calm Your Chills

verb- To calm yourself down to a tamable level

Calm your chills!! Your embarrassing me!!!!!

by Bambie3223 October 28, 2010

Chaimslice

Close friend, buddy, pal...of the jewish faith. Used in a similar context as homeslice (from which it's derived), homeboy, or homie.

Yo, what up, chaimslice!?
Me and my chaimslice were just kickin' it down by the park.

by Speedstein December 9, 2010

calm yo'self

calm down like seriously bro just chill

Becky: LOOK AT MY STOMACH ITS SERIOUSLY SO FAT LIKE I CANT GO OUT IN PUBLIC WEIGHING 100 LBS!!!!
Becky's boyfriend: Calm yo'self you look hot

by SammySam45 July 9, 2015

Calm your dick

The male version of "calm your tits".

Guy 1: OH MY GOD. I CANT STAND TODAY.

Guy 2: Dude, calm your dick.

by MoneyLady August 12, 2015

Calmunist

A non-capitalism-supporting person who believes in living a quiet peaceful existence.

Russia is in a temperish uproar right now, so I dunno how they can call themselves "Calmunists".

by QuacksO January 8, 2020