lady cactus

A woman's private parts, typically prior to grooming. minimal amount of hair must be under 1/12 of an inch.

Kelli has a lady cactus.

by r0nin3512 June 7, 2016

golden cactus

When someone hasn't recently shaved their legs so they're very prickley and you pee on them.

"hey Tim, did you hear that Johnson threatened to give her the golden cactus if she doesn't shave soon? Yeah, infront of her mom!"

by Chdaddy December 25, 2018

kawaii cactus

A cactus which is so kawaii!

Amy: "Have you seen that cactus it's so cute!" Lisa: "I know, it's a kawaii cactus!"

by Kawaii Cactus May 1, 2020

Needless cactus

A term used for someone that is useless

Dude, this guy is being a total needless cactus

by BSlitB February 22, 2021

Felis catus Annas

Felis Catus Annas (aka: Profiterol, Hanak...) Is a species of cat that are characterized by their outstanding look and intelligence, these species are masters of seduction and getting attention from anyone they want (especially ducks).

They are known to have an alluring look in their eyes and will make you see them as the most cute thing ever. This species exists primarily in Greece, Crete. It is the most adorable mamal in the animal kingdom. It is also know to have an outstanding ability to make you wanna praise it 24/7.

*Felis Catus Annas exists*
- look a profiterol!
- omg this is so CUTEEE
- it's a Felis Catus Annas, ofc it is.

by Adrian Papi December 12, 2021

bathroom cactus

a cactus in you're bathroom that would get you all the bitches #yurt #fishlife #termisgay

dude i was going to take a shit at a friends house then i saw his bathroom cactus that shit was hard

by salmon69420 March 13, 2022

To pull a Cattus

Accidentally killing your ghostly mentor.

"Wait, is he going to pull a Cattus?"

by Oriyirah March 13, 2022